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Tuesday, July 31st 2007

These Two Are A Mess

 
Tameka Foster has spoken out to People Magazine to set the record straight (sort of) on why she didn't marry Usher on Saturday.
 
She said, "No one knows why we canceled the wedding, but I can tell you that all of the reasons that everyone is speculating and writing about are completely untrue."
 
Tameka admitted that they had a pregnancy "scare" but that the baby is alright. She is due to pop this Fall.
 
I was reading the comments on other sites about this whole debacle and most people seem to think that Tameka is a dude and she's not really pregnant. Stranger things have happened. 
 
I still think they probably got married in private.  
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Tuesday, July 31st 2007

He Loves That Nasty Old Rag

 
Dreamboat Petey has opened up to The Mirror about his break-up with Kate Moss. Spoken like a true crackhead Petey calls her a "nasty old rag" one minute and then another minute says he "loves her with all his heart."
 
Pete said that Kate dumped him, because of her insane jealousy. She couldn't stand him talking to other twats. He said Kate called him just two days ago in a drunken stupor singing their song, "Moon River." Oh God....I hope he saved that message. That could be my newest ringtone!
 
Pete decided to use The Mirror to win Kate back, because it's her favorite paper.  I love public crackhead notes! Courtney Love take note. Get a writer to jot down your thoughts for you. Imagine if Petey wrote this himself!
 
"Kate has broken my heart. There's been this lockdown and I can't get hold of her. This is the only way I can get through. I need her to know that she's out of her fucking mind. Kate, if you love me then realise I don't want any other girl. Do I still love her? Don't ask me that question. Why do you think I'm here today talking to you? I'm here to tell her that I love her. Fucking hell man, why does she read the Daily Mirror, anyway? She moans all the time about the fucking paparazzi then first thing in the morning she's got to buy your paper."
 

"Kate - a nasty old rag. We fell out for the same old reason. She accused me of fucking this girl who lives around the corner. We were watching a DVD together and Kate started going 'I could tell by the way you were sitting back there that you've fuckd her'. I said 'You're out of your fucking mind'. I was really up for some peace and love that morning. I wasn't up for being called a cunt and being kicked in the head.

"She's got an awful temper. I grabbed a guitar and books and said 'I'm never going to be treated this way again'."

This interview is a MESS! He then says that he loves Kate, because she's a "multimillionaire." He says he's joking, but you know he's telling the truth.

This bitch goes on and on and on and on....you know how crackheads are. Give them a platform and they'll talk your ear off. Visit The Mirror to read the entire thing if you choose. I can't wait for Kate's response.

Pete also said "I love her bones." Um...because that's all she is! DUH!

Thanks Claire 

 

 

Posted by: Michael K


Tuesday, July 31st 2007

So, It Wasn't Pilates?!

 
Star Jones has FINALLY admitted that her rapid weight loss was not due to pilates and diet as she said over and over again. It was of course gastric-bypass. We all knew this, but homegirl never confessed.
 
In a self-written article for Glamour Star said:
 
"I admit that when asked about my obvious weight loss over the past four years, I was intentionally evasive. Lying was never an option for me, so I called it a 'medical intervention,' which was true, but it was really a pathetic attempt to tell only the truth I could handle at the time."
 
"I couldn't breathe without sounding winded; walk without getting tired; sleep without snoring; or take a flight without using a seat belt extender."
 
"Every day I am learning to let go of my insecurities and acknowledge that I don't have all the answers, which is okay," she writes. Though she still struggles with self-image, she writes that being healthy is what counts. "I'm not saying that in order to be happy, women need to be a certain size, but I am saying that we should all strive to be healthy."
 
Star called her "her secret." It was nobody's secret! The world knew! She's like those high school girls that come back from the Summer break with a new nose and say they just lost some baby fat.
 
Star is lying about lying. She did straight-up LIE! She said it was pilates and diet. If she would've been honest about it and said "Look, I'm a fat heifer and I needed to let some of the gas out of the balloon" we would've understood. I mean she was obese.
 
I still say she looked better than. 
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Tuesday, July 31st 2007

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER for July 30th!!!

 
"Wow Dave, it's like my first audition all over again!" - tonicbitch
 
Runner-ups:
 
Hold still while I pass you a snowball from Paul. - ChubbyWubby
 
I want my damn quarter back, the ride sucked! - christine the hoff 
 
Source: INO
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Tuesday, July 31st 2007

Hot Slut of the Day!

 
Verka Serduchka -  Ukranian drag queen! Click here to see her show.
 
For Andrew
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Tuesday, July 31st 2007

Birthday Sluts

Dean Cain (41)
Ben Chaplin (37)
J.K. Rowling (41)
Wesley Snipes (45)

Posted by: Michael K


Monday, July 30th 2007

Say Something Nice

 
Lizzie Grubman: Hmmm....well...errr....her yellow teeth are two shades closer to matching her skin! Hey, that's something good. Monochromes are in! 
 
 
This is Lizzie at the Hampton Social on Saturday night
 
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Lizzie Grubman

Lizzie Grubman

Lizzie Grubman

Lizzie Grubman
Monday, July 30th 2007

Alli Should Stick To What She's Good At....What Is She Good At?

 
Alli Sims official website got a little love. Alli has added more airbrushed pictures of herself and a truly, terrible song. Bitch did the worst cover of "On My Own" from Les Miserable. Everyone is miserable hearing that turkey call.
 
I also think that every outfit she's wearing on that site was taken from Britney and recycled. Alli should give it up and just write a tell-all. That's where the dough is.
 
You can visit her site if you really hate yourself or just really love awful music.
 
 
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K