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Katie Holmes is turning into a full-blown alien! She's turning greener and greener everyday. Why is it that Tom has to hold her hand everywhere she effin goes? He's always fisting her! Come on Tom, we know it's you that wants the fist. You little minx.

 

Anyway, here's tweedle dee and tweedle gay at dinner last night in Berlin where Tommy Girl is filming that Nazi movie.

 

In other TomKat news, a second dude was arrested for trying to extort money out of Tommy in exchange for private wedding photos. I need to see these pictures! I just know it's Tommy and John Travolta bumping butts.

 

Image: Us Weekly

 

 

 

 

Kiki Dunst has just moved into her $4 million North London home in Islington and she's already pissing off the neighbors. Families in the hood have allegedly written the neighborhood council and complained about Kiki's loud partying. 

 

A source said, "Kirsten isn't very popular in Islington at the moment. The locals are incensed that she's changing the tone of the area. She's started spending nights in the local pub by herself chatting to the locals. When closing time comes she invites them all round to her house to continue the party. But it seems the noise levels and people coming and going at all hours is getting to her neighbours."

 

"They've had enough and apparently three families have written a petition to the council in the hope they'll take some action.

 

 

Ironically enough, Kiki is in London shooting "How To Lose Friends & Alienate People." 

 

Despite reports that she's broken with pony-faced Johnny Borrell, the two are still licking lips and stuff.

 

Kiki wants to be the next Kate Moss so badly. Ugh and she's just the type not give a fuck about the people around her. Oh how I would love to slap her with her own sloppy titties.

 

Source: Daily Mail

 

 

 

Bai Ling looks like she's coming back from an audition as one of Gwen Stefani's Harajuku Girls. More like Harajuku Granny! I love love love this crazy kitten and I honestly would've rather seen her on Vanity Fair's best dressed list than a lot of those other scabs. I mean...she is a trendsetter...I mean trendshitter. Above is Bai at the Inspiri(RED) event last night.

 

Phoebe Price was always there. I thought I'd just sneak here in there since I'm on PP obsession overload. See, I'm learning. PP also attended the premiere of "Flipping Out" with her new boyfriend. 

 

 

 

 

This is what a Poison fan looks like...hot - VH1 Blog 

 

You know you want this bad - The Rad Report 

 

Go back to L.A. Tyra! - Mollygood 

 

Unfortunately Paris is not losing her inheritance - Gabby Babble 

 

Usher claims the wedding is still on - ICYDK 

 

Katie Holmes shops in Berlin looking like a power lesbian - INO

 

Lil' Kim loves Lindsay Lohan - Popbytes

 

 

 

TMZ posted these two pictures of Hayden Panettiere picking her ass and licking her fingers. I'm sure these pictures were taken minutes apart. I doubt this chick was giving herself a salad tossing. Wait....that isn't a bad idea. Lick em and stick em or stick em and lick em! Either works.