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Lizzie Grubman: Hmmm....well...errr....her yellow teeth are two shades closer to matching her skin! Hey, that's something good. Monochromes are in! 

 

 

This is Lizzie at the Hampton Social on Saturday night

 

 

 

 

 

Alli Sims official website got a little love. Alli has added more airbrushed pictures of herself and a truly, terrible song. Bitch did the worst cover of "On My Own" from Les Miserable. Everyone is miserable hearing that turkey call.

 

I also think that every outfit she's wearing on that site was taken from Britney and recycled. Alli should give it up and just write a tell-all. That's where the dough is.

 

You can visit her site if you really hate yourself or just really love awful music.

 

 

 

 

 

 

37-year-old Angie Everheart is engaged to 64-year-old Joe Pesci. The  5'10" former fiancee of Sylvester Stallone accepted an 8 carat diamond ring from 5'4" Joe in Atlantic City earlier this month.

 

A source told The National Enquirer that the two have been friends for 7 years, but love only happened recently.

 

This would be her second marriage and his fifth.

 

Angie needs money? I thought she had her own. Come on, that's the only reason she's marrying Joe, right? Bitch is getting up there and probably wants to settle down with a rich bitch while she can. 

 

Aww...Joe ain't that bad. He probably eats like a beaver.

 

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It's so typical for me to think The Rock is a hot hunk of meat. You know sometimes my gayness completely blocks my brain from making a fair observation. I see muscles and suddenly the bitch is hot. Carrot Top is one great example. He has a face that not even the dirtiest of vaginas would sit on, but then I see the muscle and suddenly I'm signing up for a ride on the Hell train. Okay, The Rock is hot. I'm sticking to it only because my hand is sort of sticky from these pictu.....I'm stopping.

 

Anyway, here's The Rock at an event benefiting his foundation yesterday. He posed with David Arquette, Marcia Cross and his family. I guess he's back with his wife.