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Kate Moss is so heartbroken over her relationship finally ending with Dreamboat Petey Doherty that she's moved in with Ronnie Wood and his wife, Jo.

 

A source said, "Ronnie and Kate have a history of partying together so it's unusual that they are having some quiet time."

"Kate is washing her hair of Pete, and Ronnie and his wife Jo have been taking her mind off things. He's on the wagon and that is great for her."

Ronnie, 60, confessed to drinking eight pints of Guinness, two bottles of vodka and a bottle of Sambuca every day. Lightweight. Ronnie is clean now.

Threesome! Please, Kate is dickmatized by Petey which is strange, because I'm sure Petey's wang has shrunk back into his body from all the crack he's done. Crack dick is not hot. Kate will be back with Pete by the middle of August. Trust.

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Thanks Reno

 

 

 

Usher was scheduled to marry Tameka Foster in the Hamptons this afternoon, but the shindig has been cancelled according to his spokeswhore. Time to return that crystal bowl you bought!

 

This statement was issued:

 

"It was announced today that the wedding ceremony for Usher Raymond IV and Tameka Foster was canceled. No additional information will be given regarding the circumstances of the cancellation, but we hope the privacy of this matter will be respected." 

 

The couple are expecting a child together and were engaged earlier this year. Usher's rep would not say whether they are still engaged or even still together.

 

Tameka probably found Usher getting nailed in her wedding dress by one of the groomsmen. He was probably heard screaming "YEAH YEAH YEAH" from miles away.

 

This shit was doomed from the beginning.  

 

Source: People

 

 

 

Kelly Osbourne will make her stage debut in the musical "Chicago" as Mama Morton. Queen Latifah played the role in the film. She is expected to play the role in the West End of London this Fall. There's also rumors she'll repeat the role on Broadway.

 

A source said, "The word on the street is that Kelly is going to play Mama Morton in Chicago from September. She's been practising like mad."

 

Shit! They will put anyone in that show. I wouldn't be surprised if they put Blohan's Car Chase Trio in that damn musical! 

 

All the "practise" (that's how the British sluts spell it) in the world won't change the fact that she doesn't have a lick of talent!

 

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Star Magazine has issued an apology for posting a picture of Adam Sandler and Kevin James mock-kissing in their "NOT NORMAL" section. According to Towleroad EIC of Star, Candace Truzzo issued this statement:

"'Normal/Not Normal' is supposed to be funny, and I regret that this particular photo caption was offensive and not written in a way to make it clear that we were being humorous. The joke was that Kevin James and Adam Sandler are not gay. If the kiss was between Lance Bass and his boyfriend or any other gay celebrities it would be 'Normal.' Let me point out that in the same issue of STAR, we devote the entire Couples News lead to Neil Patrick Harris and his boyfriend moving in together. Now that's normal. I sincerely apologize that our attempt at humor was perceived by some to be offensive to the gay community. That was certainly not our intent. We are proud that we support the gay community and will continue to do so."

Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah!!!! Some people are so touchy. I'm gayer than Kitten and Kisses (see below) eating pink cotton candy on a pink pony in a pink carousel and I didn't take offense to that. It's not normal for those two fat fugs to be kissing in public.

 

That movie however is completely offensive, but that's for another day.

 

 

 

The Sweeney Todd teaser poster along with a little shot of Johnny Depp as the title bitch was released yesterday. The film is based on the musical by Stephen Sondheim about a bitch who kills skanks and makes pies out of them. Tim Burton directed it and his lady love, Helena Bonham Carter, plays Sweeney's partner-in-crime Mrs. Lovett. Sweeney comes out this December.

 

Is it just me or does Johnny play the same role over and over again? If you told me this was Captain John Sparrow with a hair dye and 'do I'd believe you. He's still a hot peice of sweet candy though.