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Not shocking news.  Lindsay's car chase trio might sue her ass, beause they say they never expected to be in a car with her. Earlier I wrote about how the three dudes spilled the beans on what it was like being in a car chase with Lindsay Lohan at the wheel.

 

An attorney for the trio said that if an agreement cannot be made they will present her attorney with a civil complaint according to The Insider .

 

A lawsuit hasn't officially been filed, but it sounds like if these three don't get paid they won't hesitate to file one. Here are their claims:

 

 

Their lawyer also said they "want Miss Lohan to get the kind of help that her attorney says she wants," and that if she sought professional help for her problem, "That would be an important point of consideration in being pleased at how the matter is being handled."

 

SAVE IT! Look, just tell it like it is. YOU WANT TO GET PAID. You want dollas. Shit, why act like you care about Lindsay when you only care about how many zeros are on your check. It's ok, just admit it.

 

One of the dude's claims Lindsay ran over his foot and he said it's "doing better" and that he didn't have health insurance at the time and had to arrange for some.

 

It's nice to hear he's going to live.  I think what's more surprising is that I didn't see this coming. 

 

 

 

Papa Joe said that Jessica Simpson was offered a role as a porn star in a movie and they turned it down. He said, "The last script that came to us was for Jessica to be a porn star. We were promised we would win an Oscar with that. I was like, 'Eh, we'll just buy a [statue of a] little man and keep our clothes on.' "

 

Jessica's headed that way anyway, so she might as well have some practice before she does it for real. Papa Joe probably wants to keep Jessica the porn star all to himself. BLECH!

 

And what's this WE crap?! He's like a fucking modern day Mama Rose. The day Jessica wins an Oscar is the day I shit 14k gold. 

 

Source: People

 

 

 

I thought this was Nicole Richie at first, but I didn't see a baby bump, so I realized it was Rachel "Chupacabra" Zoe looking like a fine ass piece. I know a few crackhead alley cats that will pick those bones clean. Rachel really needs some virgin blood stat! She's fading and fading fast. She looks like Pebbles Flinstone's great great granmama. Does she even breathe oxygen?!? Unreal.

 

Here's Rachel at the Twenty8Twelve launch party last night.

 

P.S. - She's 35! Yeah, 100 years ago. 

 

 

 

 

Here's a new image from the upcoming The Dark Knight with Heath Ledger as The Joker and Maggie GyllenHAG as Rachel Dawes. Katie Holmes played the role in the first Batman.

 

I wonder if Heath and Maggie kiss? IF so, Heath has hit both of the Gyleenhaals.

 

Warner Bros. has also launched another Dark Knight website with a puzzle. Ugh, I hate puzzles, but if you're bored on this boring Friday....try and figure it out. Apparently, if you answer the question correctly then you are worthy of joining The Joker's crew and you are given the coordinates for some checkpoint located near Comic-Con in San Diego which is going on right now. Yeah, nerdy gay.

 

 

 

 

 

White Oprah brought her mother to a Long Island court today. White Oprah and Michael Lohan were back in front of a judge regarding child support. The judge chewed Michael out, because he hasn't been paying. He was ordered to pay White Oprah $500 for the next two weeks and the judge told him to get a job.

 

Michael also told TMZ outside of court that he believes Ali Lohan's letter was most likely not written by her. Ali said in her letter that her father is spewing lies.

 

White Oprah told reporters that Lindsay was "in a safe place and she's doing well." She then proceeded to rip off her blouse, revealing a sequined bodysuit and she broke into a song and dance juggling china plates on her head. No she didn't do that, but I'm actually quite surprised that she didn't. 

 

That picture of WO and her mother is totally Blohan and WO in like 3 years. You choose which is which.

 

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Pepsico has been forced to change the labes on all Aquafina water bottles telling consumers that it's tap water. Damn them! Aquafina is the biggest selling bottled water and now the initials "P.W.S." will grace every label bottle. P.W.S. stands for Pissy Water Sucker! No, it stands for "public water source."

 

Dasani which is owned by Coca-Cola is next.

 

Coke said, "We don't believe that consumers are confused about the source of Dasani water. The label clearly states that it is purified water."

 

Well, we do need our tap water to be cold. FUCK THIS! Sometimes that's all they sell. The movie theaters only sell Aquafina and now I'm going to tell those fucks to just give me a glass to fill in the bathroom. I feel so betrayed.

 

My mom did warn me about Aquafina, but she said to be careful because she has reason to believe it contains "caffeine."  She's crazy. Ahahahah!

 

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Michael Stipe is in the latest Marc Jacobs ads and he's looking mightly delicious. Yeah, I'm joking. Where did his belly button go? Is it made of hair, because I can't find it.

 

I would probably hit, but only a little bit of the tip and in the pitch darkness of night.

 

Thanks ya TMZ

 

 

 

 

Lauryn Hill in Clockwork Crazy - Crunk + Disorderly 

 

Picture proof of Britney's bodyguard beating down a photog - HRag

 

Posh's bra is no match for her nips from space - Hollywood Tuna

 

Mary-Louise Parker gets nude for Weeds - Egotastic!

 

Lance Bass' very gay anniversary - Just Jared

 

Vintage Sarah Michelle Gellar in a bra - Drunken Stepfather

 

Paris' new toy is so cute, too bad he's headed for a life of shit - Popsugar

 

Gemma Atkinson for no reason - IDLYITW

 

Does Bono's wife know about this? - ASL

 

The magic of Manimal - Cityrag

 

 

 

According to Life & Style Magazine Maddox and Pax walked in on Angelina and Brad in a heated argument ending with Maddox begging Brad not to leave. Ruh roh.

 

A source claims that Angelina blamed Brad for "A Mighty Heart" bombing at the box office. This insider alleges that Brad raised his voice at Angie "which he never does." At that point Mad and Pax came in and Brad told them to leave.

 

Reportedly Maddox asked his daddy not to leave. “The fighting really upsets him. It often makes him cry — and he ends up begging
his parents to stop fighting.”

 

If this is true, Angie shouldn't be surprised that her movie bombed. I don't think it was meant to be a record-breaker anyway.

 

I also can't see Maddox begging anyone to do anything. He's too good for that.

 

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