Archives

 

Britney Spears has taken the kids to Las Vegas. The problem is she's apparently broken her custody agreement with KFed. Their agreement states that she is not allowed to take the kids out of Los Angeles unless she gets permission from him. KFed's lawyers have ordered Brit Brit back to L.A. STAT according to Life & Style.

 

Brit is staying at the Wynn Las Vegas where sources say she's had the place "baby proofed." Um...the only way to baby proof that suite is to keep Brit out of it!

 

Methinks there's gonna be some fireworks at the Wynn. I just hope it's all captured on video and uploaded immediately. 

 

Brit has also fired her assistant of 3 weeks, Shannon Funk.

 

A source said, "Britney felt a lot of her recent troubles started and stopped with Shannon. Britney thought she was talking badly about her. She was very rude and Britney felt she was letting business emails fall by the wayside.”

 

Yup, bitch is still a wreck. Just checking.

 

Source: Life & Style

 

 

 

Naomi Watts has finally popped after being pregnant for like 12 years now. She gave birth early this morning in Los Angeles. No word on the sexy (a typo I'm keeping) or name of the baby. I'm guess the name is boring and the sexy is boring, because these two are BORING.

 

A source said, "Naomi was planning on giving birth next week-- her due date was early August -- but since she insisted on delivering naturally, she knew there was a chance she would have the baby before the due date. That's what wound up happening."

 

"This is a dream come true for both of them and they've done everything in their power to make it as special as possible, right down to staying in the dark about the baby's sex right up until Naomi gave birth."

Finally! I was starting to feel bloated just looking at pictures of her.

 

 

Source: Life & Style Weekly

 

 

 

Thank God Phoebe Price attended an event last night! I was going through withdrawals. Look at her. She's such a beautiful creature. Yes, she bought her dress in the Barbie department at Toys 'R Us, but she carries it well!

 

Here's PP at the opening of a Bennigan's in Toledo, Ohio. NO! It was the "Bourne Ultimatium" premiere. She was probably serving cocktails.

 

 

 

 

David Hans Schmidt was arrested this week by the FBI for trying to sell private wedding pictures of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes he stole. He was asking $1 Million for the pics. This idiot approached Tom's camp earlier this year into buying the pictures back. Tom's camp immediately called the FBI. 

 

Over the past decade David has been distrubing celebrity sex tapes. He's known in getting the tapes and pictures and trying to sell them back to celebrities. He has brokered x-rated images of Jamie Foxx, Fred Durst, Tonya Harding and others.

 

No word on what the pictures were of. I mean if he's asking $1 Million they must be sort of juicy, right? It's probably pictures of Tom prancing around in Katie's wedding dress singing "I Feel Pretty."

 

Source: The Smoking Gun

 

 

 

TMZ has the 911 tapes made by the woman who claims she was being chased by Lindsay Lohan or someone. I guess it was made by Lindsay's assistant's mother. This woman is crazy! She doesn't answer any of the dude's questions and she has no idea what she's talking about.

 

She keeps saying she's being followed by a White GNC and keeps saying "he is following us." So maybe Blohan wasn't driving?

 

That ho needed to be slapped!

 

Click here to hear this looney.

 

 

 

Rumer Willis found herself in the middle of a drug bust in a Maryland hotel room. Seedy. People reports that Rumer and 4 others were at the La Quinta in Aberdeen when police busted in and arrested one dude for weed posession. Rumer was not arrested.

 

She's in Maryland shooting "From Within."

 

Police busted in the room after noise complaints.

 

Hey, could happen to anyone. Shit it could happen to me right now. Wait...oh shit. Did you call the cops? Rumer should've been a friend and used her giant head to block the door.