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Tuesday, July 24th 2007

Alli & KFed Form Super Tag Team To Take Brit Brit Down!

 
Alli Sims is Britney Spears' cousin and used to be joined at her hip until recently. According to OK! Magazine Alli has left Britney and is joining forces with KFed to help him get custody of SPF and JJ. Apparently, Alli went to Lynne Spears and the two of them went to KFed and gave him information about Britney's crazy ass behavior.
 
A source said, "Alli gave specific instances where Brit couldn't handle having the kids. Kevin was angry at Britney for putting his kids in jeopardy and immediately phoned his lawyer to investigate the claims further. He couldn't believe she had gotten so out of control."
 
Apparently, KFed's lawyers are adding these "instances" into the divorce settlement to try and help him gain full custody of their kids. The papers are currently being drafted and will be delivered to Britney's lawyers any second now.
 
Why did Alli go to KFed?! Why didn't she go to the damn publishers a write a hot tell-all?! Better yet she should've documented that shit and posted it all over YouTube. I want to see Britney in her element. It would be fascinating.
Just like watching a grizzly bear with her young.
 
How much do you want to bet that Alli is going to make babies with KFed? She's going to take Britney's man, her kids, her mother and her career! Alli isn't as dumb as I thought!
 
Source - Image: Splash
 
Thanks Melissa
 
Posted by: Michael K


Tuesday, July 24th 2007

Crack Rock Of Love's Brandi Is A Pornstar!

 
Brandi C (above left) from "Rock of Love" on VH1 is a porn star! Well, internet porn star. According to TMZ Brandi goes by Brittny on the website BabyGotBoobs.com. Unfortunately, she's not the star. She has to share the screen with "Brooke."
 
Here's the synopsis of her classy video:
Brooke and Brittany make a perfect duo; they're both young, hot and have AMAZING BOOBS!!! Not to mention they are both really into each other so they gave us a very intense scene that will really amaze you!! These two cock addicted whores got pounded really hard and in the end they both got their share of cum in their mouths and tits.

Sounds like one to remember at Oscar time! Click here to see the trailer and I shouldn't have to tell you that it's NSFW!
 
In case you forgot about Brandi, she's the one that started crying when Erin called her face "meth scratched." You can click here to jog your memory.
Now instead of calling her face "meth scratched" we can call her "cum covered" and we wouldn't be lying!
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Tuesday, July 24th 2007

Is She Or Isn't She In Rehab?

 
Several media outlets are reporting that Lindsay Lohan has checked herself back into rehab and it's not Promises. Some seem to think it's the Betty Ford Center. Sources have now told "The Insider" that she isn't in rehab, but is still in Los Angeles.
 
White Oprah told "The Insider"
 
"I am sick over this. My children, my family, we are like prisoners in our own home because paparazzi [are stalking us] outside [our] home. Lindsay is in a safe place. And we are trying to strategically work out our next step. We are doing everything in our power in support of Lindsay and I won't give up -- this is my daughter and we love her. We are waiting for the press frenzy to die down and leave her alone. And please respect our privacy."

 
Um....this coming from a woman who took cameras into Wonderland the first time Lindsay was in rehab. Save it WO! Put it in the bank.
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Tuesday, July 24th 2007

Mountain Of Hotness

 
He's baaaaack! I love Geri Haliwell and her gentle giant of a trainer. They are like a fairytale and I hope there's a happy ending. They were out again yesterday doing some jogging. I'm sure Geri's pooch doesn't appreciate that.
 
My vet told me once not to take my chihuahua running, because those lazy sluts can't take it and may keel over from a heart attack!
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Geri and the Giant

Geri and the Giant

Geri and the Giant

Geri and the Giant

Geri and the Giant

Geri and the Giant

Geri and the Giant

Geri and the Giant

Geri and the Giant

Geri and the Giant
Tuesday, July 24th 2007

Pretty Penny

 
Forbes Magazine has released a list of the 10 most expensive celebrity pictures. Not surprisingly Brangelina dominated the list with 4 sets of photos. I'm sure they donate all that cash to charity, right? Anna Nicole isn't far behind with 3 sets. Here's the list:
 
1. Shiloh Pitt's first photos - People - June '06 - $4.1 Million
2. Demi and Ashton's wedding - OK! - Oct '05- $3 Million
3. Eva Longoria's wedding - OK! - July '07 - $2 Million
3. Larry Birkhead with Danielynn - Ok! - April '07 - $2 Million 
3. Pax Thien's adoption photos - People - March '07 - $2 Million
6. Anna Nicole's wedding to Howard Stern- People - Sept '06 - $1 Million 
7. Sean Preston Federline's first photos - People - Nov '05 - $500,000
7. Brangelina's first photos as a couple - Us Weekly - April '05 - $500,000
7. Angelina Jolie's first pregnant photos - People - Jan '06 - $500,000
10. Daniel Smith hours before his death - InTouch - Sept '06 - $400,000 
 
I still can't get over OK! paying $2 Million for Eva Longoria?! Nobody knows who she is!
 
 
Posted by: Michael K