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This is Catherine Bell from "Jag" and "Army Wives" before (left) and right (after). What the hell did she do to herself? The question is pretty simple. She looks like she left a clothespin on her nose for decades and just forgot about it.

 

That's the sad thing about Hollyweird. Takes a young girl from England, sprays with her poo, pinches her nose, gives her bangs and then throws her out. She was sooo much better before.

 

Go to IDLYITW to see more pics of Catherine's effed up schnoze!

 

 

TMZ obtained these pictures of Nick Nolte passed out in a Kauai, Hawaii airport on Monday night. Nick's flight was delayed due to engine problems and passengers told TMZ that he was in and out of consciousness on the floor for almost two hours.

 

They said he was friendly though and even allowed fans to snap photos of him.

 

Poor bitch! This is Pete Doherty in like 2 years. What am I saying? This is Pete Doherty now!

 

 

 

 

The National Enquirer claims that Joel Madden may not be the father of Nicole Richie's baby. They say that there were 4 dudes in Nicole's life before she found out she was knocked up.

 

A source said, "Nicole recently underwent a series of tests, including blood and urine screenings, which confirmed she is pregnant."

 

This source also claims she will undergo paternity tests to find out if Joel is the daddy. Nicole has not yet confirmed she is indeed pregnant.

 

So who are the 4? Joel Madden, DJ AM, Brody Jenner and Jeff Goldblum! Ahaha...remember when she was linked to Jeff?! That would be hilarious if The Fly was the father.  If those two did it, it probably did look like 2 flies going at it.

 

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Mariane Pearl has filed a lawsuit against al Qaeda and other groups for the death of her husband in 2002. She seeks an unspecified amount to prevent these groups from committing similiar acts.

 

Her lawsuit states, "Plaintiffs seek to hold responsible those terrorists, terrorist organizations and the supporting charitable and banking organizations for the senseless kidnapping, torture and murder of Daniel Pearl."

 

The lawsuit also names Habib Bank Limited for knowingly conducting financial transactions on behalf of the groups. 

 

Mariane was recently played by Angelina Jolie on the big-screen in "A Mighty Heart."

 

Wow. I would've never guessed that would be possible. Homegirl better watch her ass. Those crazy asses don't eff around. It's actually a very smart and very brave move.

 

I'm sure Maddox came up with it.

 

 

 

 

I interrupt celeb-bashing to bring you an open prayer!

 

This little post goes out to all New Yorkers that miss the warm and gooey taste of the deliciousness that is In-N-Out. I'm not even joking when I say that when I moved here from Los Angeles the hardest thing to get over was the fact that there wasn't one In-N-Out here. Well, that and there wasn't an IHOP close by...but I used to eat In-N-Out like daily. No wonder I still have lethal farts.

 

My heart skipped a few beats when I just read in Gawker that the Kingdom known as In-N-Out is thinking about opening a NYC location. Lines would from around the world if this happened. Now if they opened an In-N-Out/IHOP I think I'll kill myself. Well, I'll kill myself from ODing on grease and butter.

 

Ok..back to celeb-bashing!

 

 

 

 

Jaime Pressly has been saying some wacked things lately and I'm guessing she needs a little publicity. Well, it worked! This time she's blabbing about how she hated being pregnant and how she thinks people who adopt kids are lazy! Dumb skank!

 

Jaime said, "As a new mom I'm supposed to go on about how wonderful it was to be pregnant. Well, I don't buy into that. The truth is that I love my baby to bits, but the rest of it sucked. Pregnancy was the biggest killer for me. I hated it - I hated being fat. My hormones were all over the place and I acted like some lunatic, picking fights with my boyfriend over how he made my coffee.

"On top of that I had this hideous 'pregnancy mask' skin discolouration which completely covered my face.

"You can normally use creams to disguise it, but not when you're pregnant, so I had to walk around looking like I was horribly disfigured. This may sound arrogant, but I'm used to looking hot . Just wanted to cry all the time."

Did she just say "used to looking hot?" Jaime isn't a dog, but she's no peach either.

She goes on to say, "Some women just skip having babies or adopt because they don't want to get fat or they haven't put in the time to find a partner. It's great to adopt, but a lot of adoptions are motivated by vanity and laziness."

Did this bitch take a National poll? I think people adopt for different reasons, but how can she say that it's awful being pregnant and then say people only adopt due to laziness. This dumb ho makes no sense!

Lastly, she wants to be a slutty mother. Fuck, she's confusing me.  "I'm having a party and then a holiday and I aim to be in a super-slutty outfit for the first and a swimsuit for the second. I love being a mother, but I want to be a super sexy mother with a better body than ever before. When I pull on my spray-on jeans for my party, I want to look in the mirror and like what I see."

That interview is everywhere. Methinks Jamie has been hittin' the "whippits" a few too many times. 

 

Source VIA Celebitchy

 

 

If you're going to dress like a Laughlin, NV stripper than fine, but to put your dog through the same humiliationn....that's just beyond cruel.

 

By the way....she actually wore this out....to go shopping at a Malibu pet shop apparently.

 

$5 for a blow, $20 for a lay! Free Herp with every purchase!

 

 

 

 

She totally ordered the J.D. wings - Just Jared 

 

Michael Vick loves dogs - ASL 

 

Becks is doing something queer to Posh - IDLYITW 

 

Tardo Spears opens BriBritInc. - BWE

 

Jessica Alba is a saint - Egotastic! 

 

Fergie loves watching her man with other chicks - Hollywood Rag 

 

Hairspray has a premiere in effin Newark, NJ - Popsugar 

 

Do I spot a little camel on Duff? - Hollywood Tuna 

 

Claymates are unreal - Cityrag 

 

Kimbo Stewart's ass...and why isn't it that awful? - Drunken Stepfather

 

 

 

Funnies all around this morning! Popbytes has the cover of the latest Star and it features a story about Jane Pitt telling Aniston that Bradley still loves loves loves her. They claim that while Jane was visiting Jen on June 17th, she had a heart to heart.

 

A source close to Jen said, “The most difficult thing for Jen was when Jane told her ‘I know Brad still loves you.’  That really blew Jen away! Although she’s reluctant to admit it, the fact that Brad still loves her gives her new hope that they can at least have a close friendship.”

“I think she wants Jennifer to understand that Brad isn’t a heartless man. After all they went through; he still has strong feelings for her.”

 

I'm guessing the source's name begins with a J and ends with an R. Either way, someone leak a copy of this to Angelina and sit back and watch. Maybe she'll get so upset that she'll finally eat something!