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Remy Ma Might Have Shot Someone!

The NYC police department are currently looking for rapper Remy Ma. They believe she's involved in a shooting that went down this morning at Pizza Bar in NYC. They claim Remy Ma got into an argument with a 23-year-old women in her entourage. After the argument, Remy left the joint and got into her Cadillac. Police believe that Rema then drove up to the Pizza Bar and shot at the 23-year-old woman, took off and crashed her Escalade a few blocks away. After crashing, Remy took off and is not WANTED!

The woman was shot in the lower torso and it's unclear whether or not the woman will survive.

MediaTakeOut i s also reporting that after the crash Remy and her crew took off by foot. They also claim that police say that if you spot Remy to be careful, because homegirl is armed and dangerous!

It shouldn't be hard to find Remy. Just follow the trail of orange weave hair. Remy is BUSTED and she better get used to having sex with brooms. That's how they do it in the big house.

Remy recently caused a little controversy when she posted as Jesus Christ on the cover of her mix-ape.

Source: CBSTV

Thanks Keisean

Posted by: Michael K

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The Simpsons Get Bazaar

Harper's Bazaar actually did something clever by using The Simpsons in a fashion spread with Linda Evangelista. The spread features famous fashion labels and Versace. The drawings are of actual clothes by each designer. This shit is way more entertaining than your normal fashion spread.

However, they made Donatella Versace look like an actual human being nd not a flying bat.

Posted by: Michael K

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Saturday, July 14th 2007

The Simpsons in Harper's Bazaar

Saturday, July 14th 2007

The Simpsons in Harper's Bazaar

Saturday, July 14th 2007

The Simpsons in Harper's Bazaar

Saturday, July 14th 2007

The Simpsons in Harper's Bazaar

Saturday, July 14th 2007

The Simpsons in Harper's Bazaar

Saturday, July 14th 2007

The Simpsons in Harper's Bazaar

Joan On Linda And It Isn't Pretty

Joan Collins and Linda Evans reunited last year for a 30-week North Amerian tour of "Legends." Basically, the tour was a complete mess. Joan Collins sat down with the Daily Mail and gave them a detailed account on why it was the worst "theatrical experience of her life." Joan isn't afraid to name names. Here's a couple of a few gems:

Linda arrives at first rehearsal with cosmetic-surgery tape over and under her eyelids and underneath her chin. Naturally, the cast all pretend to ignore this, but it's obvious she's come straight from either the face-lift shop or a car crash. She also has the weirdest collagen-enhanced lips I've ever seen. In fact, she epitomises the expression 'trout pout', with those huge lips that make her look like a gargoyle when she smiles. It's quite off-putting to have to look at that face, which used to be so pretty, and pretend not to notice.

Everyone who sees Linda is shocked by how she's spoiled her looks.

The sad thing is....Joan is right! She totally looks like a gargoyle. Joan should take her comedy routine on the road!

First preview. Linda's supposed to give me a gentle push, which appears to propel me off a coffee table and on to the floor. Unfortunately, her confidence has grown so much that she gives me an almighty shove that sends me flying on to my knees. The thud is so resounding that I hear the audience gasp in sympathy. (For the next six weeks, I need therapy on my left knee for the bursitis and pain caused by the impact of my whole weight falling on it.) I note that Linda hasn't even asked if I'm OK - it's as if nothing has happened.

Linda almost killed Joan! I'm surprised Joan didn't say that Linda tried to murder her in front of everyone!

Linda scrapes a spoon across my chin on stage while I'm speaking. This really pisses me off. You never invade another actor's space.

She's right, except these two whores aren't actors!

You could leave the theatre and have a three-course dinner during the pauses that Linda leaves between her lines.

This shit is getting better and better.

She's always talking about "motivation" and the "objective of the scene" - as if she's Dame Edith Evans and the play is Tolstoy. Tonight, she tries to upstage me by mugging (making faces) during my big speech! Unbelievable.

And Joan is going on and on like she's the fucking Jews and Linda is Hitler!

Joan Collins is the hottest bitch that God ever created! Basically, Joan is a gift and can do nothing wrong. Read the entire thing, because she bitches about everyone and anything!

Source: Daily Mail

Posted by: Michael K

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He's Probably Asking To Borrow Some Cash

Page Six reports that Fat Elvis is a broke ass bitch. Reportedly he's been cutt off by his wealthy family for not getting his shit together. He was sent to rehab, but according to sources that did absolutely nothing. His family is tired of him "using and abusing" and no longer want to pay for his dirty habits.

He's also been asking for cash from friends, but nobody's willing to help. Sources say he's also been crashing at Scott Storch's Miami pad. Fat Elvis infamously bounced a $10,000 check to Joe Francis a couple of years ago. He was also on camera calling Lindsay Lohan "poor." Now who's the poor piece of trash?

While in Miami Fat Elvis has been hanging out with a model friend. Dumb ho probably doesn't know he's broke. A good golddigger will always do her research.

Here's Fat Elvis with Kim KardASSian at a fashion show in Miami yesterday. She's probably telling him they can make some dough if they release a sex tape together. SICK! A Fat Elvis sex tape would kill the porn industry. Nobody wants to see that oily dick in action. The only good thing about fucking FE would be that no lube is required.