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TMZ has ID'ed Fat Elvis' new call girl gal pal as Australian model, Cheyenne Tozzi. The two have been "canoodling" all over Miami. Some may think she's in it for the money, but I thought his fat ass was broke as a joke? I guess not.

 

I bet she's listed in the Yellow Pages or in the back of the Village Voice.

 

Also....will he please get ANOTHER FUCKING SHIRT! I've seen him wear that like a zillion times and you know he never EVER washes it. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Shanna Moakler and Travis Barker had several infamous MySpace fights when they first broke up. Then they got back together...briefly. Well, they are broken up again and Travis told TMZ last night that he's going to get custody of his kids.

 

Sources say Shanna is upset and "tried to give her marriage another try." They apparently broke up a month ago for reasons unknown. 

 

Can't wait for the MySpace slinging to start again. Shanna is notorious for dishing the dirt, so why should this time be the exception?

 

 

 

 

 

Carmen Electra denied that she was involved in anything more than a friendship with Joan Jett, but the rumors persisted. The two were reportedly seen making out backstage at one of Joan's concerts last November. 

 

Star Magazine is reporting that the two have been a couple since then, but have now called it quits. Carmen refused to slow down her schedule to make room for Joan's coochie.

 

A source claims, “Joan wants more than Carmen wants to give”  The source also said the two are "madly in love"

 

First of all, that's not Joan with Carmen. That's snowboarder Shaun White at the Espy's last night. He sort of looks like a dyke, so I thought it passed. Second of all, it's hard for me to believe that Carmen eats prune snatch. I mean, anything is possible....but Joan Jett?!  

 

 

 

 

Rumer Willis is becoming quite the little movie star. She's already signed on to star in a movie with daddy and now she has another gig coming up. Rumer will star opposite Anna Faris in an untitled comedy from Adam Sandler's production company.  Rumer's character is described as an insecure young woman who wears a backbrace even though she could have had it removed years ago. 

 

American Idol chickenhead, Katharine McPhee, will also star as a pregnant hippy. The film is about a Playboy bunny (Anna Faris) who gets kicked out of the Playboy mansion and becomes house mother to the lamest sorority on campus. Yeah, this one's a winner.

 

Let's hope she inherited acting skills from daddy and not mommy. It also must be nice to just snap your fingers at daddy and have a movie role just like that!