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The country of Germany had officially banned Tom Cruise from filming in their country, because he's a Scientology freak! Unfortunately, the country has changed their mind and will let Tom and company shoot Valkyrie.

 

The ministry said that it had not received any official application and that once they receive one they will "look agreeably" upon any such application.

 

The film will be directed by homo-director Bryan Singer and be released next year.

 

The film is about a bunch of hos trying to assassinate Adolf Hitler. Thrilling.

 

On Monday the Defense Ministry said they would not allow filming to take place in Germany, because of Tom's beliefs.  

 

Tom got to the Germans! NO! That means we're next. We must get to the bomb shelters now, before he tries to hypnotize us with his sofa jumping and confusing babble. Save the women and children first!

 

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Shut this ho up! Seriously, someone shove a dick in his mouth and ass, because that's what he really wants. He just keeps talking, talking, talking and talking. He's asking for an ass whopping! Anyway, Isaiah Washington talked to Newsweek and again said a bunch of ridic things. Here's some gems:

 

 

SHUT UP ISAIAH, FUCK! IT'S NOT HARD!

 

 

BITCH SHUT THE FUCK UP. PUT YOUR LIPS TOGETHER AND SHUT IT!!!!!

 

 

NO THERE'S LACK OF SILENCE ON YOUR PART NOW SHUT IT!

 

 

LALALALALALAL, I'M NOT LISTENING!

 

 

MUSH-MOUTH NEGRO? LISTEN TO YOURSELF!

 

I can't take it anymore. I'm going to go cut off my ears now. Click here to read the entire article, but please don't. Unless you like the taste of bullshit.

 

 

Lily Allen was arrested in London yesterday for allegedly beating down a photographer back in March. The incident went down on March 13th at the Wardour Club in the SoHo section of London.

 

A Scotland Yard rep said, "At 9.30am yesterday, a 21-year-old woman attended a central London police station by appointment.

"She was arrested in connection with an allegation of assault. She has been bailed to return on a date in late July."

Throw away the key! I used to be on Team Lily, but I'm getting sick of this ho. She needs to sit her ass in the corner for a long while. And yes that's Lily's boyfriend. What a peach he is.  

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Jordana aka Katie Price delivered a baby girl at 8:49 this morning in London. This is her second child with Peter Andre. She weighed in at 6lb and 13oz. The couple haven't released her name, but it's rumored that Jordan would name her daughter, Crystal.

 

A rep said, "Peter Andre and Katie Price are happy to announce the birth of their first daughter. They are absolutely over the moon with the new addition to their family and delighted to have a sister for Harvey and Junior - it is a dream come true!

"Both Katie and the baby are healthy and happy, and will be spending the next few days resting in hospital."

Congrats to the couple and to Harvey! He has another sibling to terrorize and bite at its face! I'm sure they are going to shoot the pictures for OK! Magazine later today. Seriously, this couple are King and Queen of selling out their families. Hey, someone's gotta pay for that orange skin and implants.

Viva Crystal!

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Thanks Zara

 

 

 

Scary Spice refused to join in on the second reunion in 2024. - callthedoctor76

 

 

The Olan Mills receptionists gather for their annual calendar photo. - Migraine Sally 

 

 

 

 

 

 

No Apple didn't pay me to do this, but I wish they had and at least give me a free one. That shit is going to go for a grip on eBay! Suckers are waiting in line right now!!!

 

 

 

 

Paris Hilton has landed in Hawaii looking like a character from her favorite book, The Holy Bible. She arrived by herself and is said to be on a very short family vacation.

 

The wig isn't fooling us Paris. I can smell you from here.