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Seriously! Mary Carey is at the opening of the Pink Taco resturant in Los Angeles last night. Pink Taco and Mary Carey do not belong together. Besides that taco is far from pink. It's probably like a grimey brown color with chunks of red in it.  Actually it's probably not a taco anymore! It's more like pintos and cheese. Barf.

 

 

 

 

 

Enrique Iglesias wishes he was gay which basically means that he lets dudes suck him off on the down low - Mollygood 

 

Dita Von Teese poses with some strange men in tuxedo shorts - ICYDK 

 

KFed won't sign divorce papers. Probably because he doesn't know how to sign his own name - SOW 

 

Beauty advice from Steven Tyler - INO 

 

Paula Abdul actually has a man! - Gabsmash 

 

Tyrese needs a good ole' fashioned ass fucking - VH1 Blog

 

 

 

24/Sizzler is reporting that Nicole Richie is wedding dress shopping for a possible upcoming ceremony to the King of Douches, Joel Madden. Nicole also might be pregnant and that may be the reason for a rushed wedding. You know, so her kid isn't a bastard.

 

She's apparently asking several stylists to help her in finding the perfect dress.

 

Is she trying the children's department at JcPenney's, because how the hell is she going to find a dress small enough. She's totally going to wear a little girl's communion dress.

 

 

 

I have fallen in love with a woman and she's nowhere to be seen. Phoebe Price usually brings out her chicken-breast cheeks every night and she hasn't been seen since June 21st. I'm totally stalking her. I need help. Phoebe Price addiction. Ugh, that is so fucking sad.

 

Anyway, Phoebe Price is the face (cough, cough) of Lotionglow. Get this shit. Lotionglow is a candle that you light, let burn for a little bit and then pour the wax all over your body like lotion. Kinky it's not. That shit will burn your ass! Wax lotion? That is absolutely the stupidest thing I've ever heard of.

 

That being said, get me this shit STAT!

 

Source: Lotionglow

 

 

 

Michelle Rodriguez and a fluffy pom? I figured her for either a pussy(cat) or some kind of butch guard dog. That dog is probably her "girl" beard. You know to make her look feminine and shit. It's not working MRod!