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Paris Hilton is not in Hawaii with her family, but with new BFF Ashley Scott. Ashley Scott's in Jericho and also was the hot slut that got her leg eaten off by a shark in "Into The Blue."  The two were seen strolling today with some dude.

 

Expect lots of bikini pics in the coming weeks. The crabs must return to their natural domain.  

 

 

 

 

The best part of the Lisa Nowak story was that it was claimed she wore diapers while driving 950-miles to her arch rival's house so that using the loo wouldn't get in the way of her mission. An attorney for the crazy-astro-bitch now claims that diaper part wasn't true. WHAT?! 

 

He said, "The biggest lie in this preposterous tale that has been told is that my client drove from Houston, Texas, to Orlando, Florida, nonstop, wearing a diaper. That is an absolute fabrication."

 

Upon her arrest, baby diapers were found in her car. Her family claims they used when they were evacuated from Houston during Hurricane Rita. I guess they couldn't use the restroom, so they would shit into the diaper?

 

This really hurts. I loved Lisa Nowak for that very reason and now I find the basis for our relationship is a complete lie. I don't know how to deal.  

 

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This chick is trouble, trust - Egotastic! 

 

This Benoit saga is getting creepier and creepier - Hollywood Rag 

 

Jacko wants to clear some shit up - ASL

 

Kathy Griffin gives it to Ann Coulter - Cityrag 

 

Rachel Bilson is annoying, but cute - Hollywood Tuna 

 

Kimbo Stewart's hot legs, but fug face - Drunken Stepfather 

Kristin Cavallari proves she's a dumbass - Just Jared

 

Lisa Rinna and Harry Hamlin continue to fug up NYC - IDLYITW 

 

Tom Cruise terrorizes Amsterdam - Popsugar 

 

Does the carpet match the drapes? - TMZ

 

 

 

Producers of the reality show "The Bachelor" say that they are having a hard time finding women for the show, because of herpes. Yes, they claim that everytime they meet an attractive and intelligent girl she usually doesn't past the medical test.

 

One source said, "Some of the best looking women have been told recently that they didn't pass the medical portion of the test due to herpes."

 

Girls with herpes need love too! That's discrimination! I mean the last bachelor was gayer than Gay Al and they turn girls with the herp away. Rude! Those girls should go directly to Laffpersonals! It's a website for herps to look for other herps.

 

ABC should consider doing an all Herpes edition of The Bachelor. Instead of roses he can give out Valtrex prescriptions. It'd be sweet.

 

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Life & Style posted nude pictures of Vanessa Manillafolders and Nick Lachey in Mexico, but the problem is they aren't naked! They covered it up. Ugh, show us the goods!

 

Nick has pencil dick and Vanessa's probably looks like a precious flower.

I need the real pics to surface, because I can't sleep until I see what Nick is working with.

 

 

 

 

Look at the jugs on Stephanie Tanner! Damn, she grew in more ways than one. You might know Jodie Sweetin as the annoying Tanner girl on "Full House." Here she is at the opening of Pink Taco last night.  The Olsens probably bought her that pair.