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After leaving Promises, as paparazzi waited for the golden shot of Britney drinking again, she began getting angry that she was at a rehab facility in the first place. Britney and her assistant, Allie Sims, called Promises multiple times, asking for a copy of the report showing that she tested dirty for drugs and/or alcohol when she checked in.

We're told it took several days to get an answer. Only two reports were sent to Britney's rep, both showing no drug or alcohol use whatsoever. Most shocking, the first reported was dated March 7, 15 days after Britney checked in.

Sources say one of Britney's reps then called the facility and asked for any evidence of a dirty test, but she was told there was nothing in the file. The question -- if the first test was taken more than two weeks after Britney checked in, how could they treat her if they didn't know the problem?

Britney fired Rudolph and has now drawn a line in the sand with her mom. As for Federline, we're told he's threatened to go to court and question Britney's fitness as a mom every time there's a disagreement. Spears, who is extremely protective, does not want to expose her kids to a public battle, so she's caved on many of his demands.

Here are two clips from last night's amazing premiere of "Hey Paula" on Bravo. The reality TV show follows trainwreck Paula Abdul through her daily life. Basically, Paula's crazy behavior is blamed on being sick and suffering from insomnia. The clip above shows Paula on a 2:30am trip to a NYC Starbucks following an awards show. She has no idea what to order and tells the employees just to make anything for her. She also befriends some strangers from Ireland and asks if she can stay with them when she visits their country. Um...that's how I talk to strangers when I'm DRUNK!

The clip below is Paula visiting the joint that's making her perfume. Basically, it's more of Paula acting like she's on something, but she's just "tired." I think tired is code for Vicodin.

Paula may be a mess, but she's effin gorgeous TV. A true entertainer.