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Oh come on now, John! Showing the lace work like that? Is he going to Tyra Banks' wig maker? I mean....have some dignity!

 

 

 

 

 

Why is it that when straight girls drink too much they always want to pose all sexy-like together? They always want to dry fuck and get their picture taken doing it. Why don't straight dudes ever want to do that?

 

They are no fun. When straight dudes get drunk they just want to take you to the back room, make you blow them, then toss you away like a cum rag! They don't even want your number or even care what your name is. They don't even want to know who you are a person, what your sign is, where you grew up? They are animals! Breathe Michael...

 

Here's Rosario Dawson and Asia Argento being hot and lesbionic in Italy. 

 

 

 

 

The Learning Annex has offered Paris Hilton $1 million to teach a one-hour class at the The Learning Annex Real Estate and Wealth Expos in Seattle, Chicago, New York and Boston. Her class will be called "How To Perform a DP  Without Passing Out." I Joke! I Joke! The class will be called  "How to Build Your Brand." The Learning Annex President thinks she is a brilliant entrepreneur.

 

The Learning Annex has that kind of cash! How come classes are always held in shit holes, then?

 

Paris' "How to Build Your Brand" class consists of 3 easy steps. 1) Fuck on camera 2) Fuck on camera and 3) Fuck on camera.

 

That's easy!

 

Source: TMZ

 

 

 

 

The country of Germany has banned Tom Cruise from filming in their country, because of Tom's crazy Scientology beliefs. OMG! Declare Germany the greatest country ever! No to Aliens but YES to Hoff! I must move there.

 

Tom and company planned to shoot their WWII drama “Valkyrie” there, but looks like they will have to find another home. The drama focuses on a plan to kill Adolf Hitler. Unfortunately, Tom does not play Adolf. 

 

A Defense military spokeswhore said, “[Filmmakers] will not be allowed to film at German military sites if Count Stauffenberg is played by Tom Cruise, who has publicly professed to being a member of the Scientology cult."

 

Germany is not afraid of Tom!!!!! This is so going to start WWIII between Germany and the aliens. I can't wait.

 

Above is this past weekend's gay pride parade going past the Scientology center. How beautiful and ironic. 

 

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Keri Russell continues to carry a bag of apples her newborn baby around town and this time she brought her hot husband with her. I'm not drinking coffee this week, so perhaps this has made me weak, but he's sort of hot. I mean I wouldn't let him suck sperm outta my ass or anything, but I'd definitely let him snowball me. BLECH! Only I can talk about a baby and snowballing in the same paragraph. I should be ashamed of myself. HIGHLY.