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What the hell happened to Jay Mohr and Nikki Cox? He looks like a 70s porn star and she obviously hasn't had any work done. Those smackers on her face obviously came from a syringe. Vagina lips do not belong on your face!

Splash

Posted by: Michael K

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Gross

Sunday, June 24th 2007

Jay Mohr and Nikki Cox

Audrey Is A Wonderful Daughter And Human Being

I know I'm posting back to back "The Soup" clips, but I saw this on "My Super Sweet 16" last week and couldn't believe this girl. Meet Audrey from Miami. Her mother decides to surprise her with a brand new Lexus on her Birthday. Audrey loses her shit and curses her mother out, because the car was not given to her on the day of her splashy party. What a lovely girl.

I really can't believe Audrey's mother held her cool. I probably would've ended up in jail for slapping the shit out of her. Kudos to Audrey's mother. In the end Audrey didn't get the car and her mother returned it.

Posted by: Michael K

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Brats

There Really Are No Words

I was watching E!'s The Soup on Friday night and they showed this little clip from "Supernanny" and honestly there are no words. It's almost as cute as Mocha eating broccoli. ALMOST. Anyway, it's effin hilarious.

Posted by: Michael K

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Duncan Is Caught In the Middle

Jane Balogh wanted to prove a point that it's easy to illegaly vote in our elections. To prove this point, Jane registered her dog, Duncan McDonald, to vote in a King County, Washington election. It only took a fake utility bill and Duncan's paw print. A few weeks later a registration card arrived for her dog and he was ready to vote! She filled out the ballot, signed it with Duncan's paw print and off it went.

Jane said it took a little while for them to notice, but they finally did. She received a call from an elections worker. Jane said, "She said, 'you can't sign with a paw.' I said, 'you can if you're a dog.' There was a long hesitation. She said, 'it's a dog?' I said 'yes,'"

Unfortunately, Jane's little "point" has gotten her into a bit of trouble. She's been charged with a misdemeanor for election fraud. If she pleads "not guilty" they could charge her with a felony.

Jane said that to this day Duncan is still listed as a registered voter.

Shit, Duncan probably knows a lot more about the candidates and measures than most voters. Duncan just wants the same rights as all of us, but my question is how can he vote if he can't even see! He has hair all up in his eyes! Duncan is a hot bitch.

Source

Posted by: Michael K

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Animal Stories

Shar Jackson Has A Lot Of Kids

I didn't know KFed's baby mama, Shar Jackson, had so many kids! The two youngest ones are KFed's and then she has two older ones. Shar is 30 and her kids are aged 16, 11, 4 and 2. Damn! She's a busy (and fertile) woman.

Here's the Jackson clan at the Ratatouille premiere on Friday night. Homegirl has looks majorly skinny.

Posted by: Michael K

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Brats • KFed

Sunday, June 24th 2007

Shar Jackson

Sunday, June 24th 2007

Shar Jackson and Kids

Hot Slut Of The Week: Phoebe Price

Age: 38?

Birthday: September-October

Birth Name: Phoebe Denise Price

Original Date of HS of the Day: June 19, 2007

Claim to Fame: Good question

Where is she now? Phoebe Price can be seen next year in "Get Smart" opposite Steve Carrell and Anne Hathaway and by seen "opposite" I mean in the background....in the far background.

Why is she HS of the Week? DUH! Look at her! She's one of the most beautiful women in the world. She is the next best thing in Hollywood. Charlize, Penelope and Angelina better watch their asses! Phoebe is coming for their roles and men!

Posted by: Michael K

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Hot Slut of the Week

Posh To Chop Off Her Bunions

There's a price to pay when you wear stiletto heels every single day, bunions. Posh Beckham has allegedly been telling friends that her nasty ass feet are bother the hell out of her ass that she has to get them operated on.

A source close to Posh said, "Victoria has had enough of having bad feet and has made some early-stage enquiries about having her rather unpleasant bunions removed. It is something she will probably have done in the States when the family is fully settled in LA."

Posh has also said in the past that she hates her fugly ass feet.

Blech. She should get a rat to chew that shit off. I'm sure Tom Cruise would chew it off for free if Becks jizzed on em.

Source: Daily Mail

Posted by: Michael K

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Posh & Becks