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Paris Hilton will be walking amongst us once again on Tuesday. The Sheriff's spokeswhore confirmed the date, but would not confirm the time. It is expected to be a surprise to fool the paparazzi. Yeah right! The Hilton family is probably sending off e-mails right now to name the time, place, exact directions, etc.... They love this.

 

Paris will also give her first interview to Larry King and CNN. US Weekly reports she will not be paid a dime and the interview will go down on Wednesday at Larry's studio in Los Angeles. Rumor has it that NBC pulled the plug on their planned interview and that Barbara Walters declined to give the first interview, because the family wanted to be paid.

 

Does Larry even know who Paris is? I really hope he effs up and calls her Zsa Zsa Gabor. That would be golden.  He better have tissues ready, because bitch is going to turn on the waterworks.

 

 

 

 

 

Has Fat Elvis actually found love? Could this be it? Is it possible that there's a female out there that actually doesn't mind being slimed on? Anyway, Fat Elvis was caught "canoodling" and making out with a blonde girl at Prive in Miami last week.

 

A witness said, They "made out all night. It was gross."

 

There's nothing gross about true love, well maybe when it comes to Fat Elvis. He was also spotted on the beach with his alleged new lady love. She's a call girl, right?

 

Source: Page Six - Image: Splash

 

 

 

 

KFed brought the hotness out at Cameo in Miami last night for a party hosted by DJ Irie. Funny thing is, Britney probably wears those same shirts as dresses. God, I loved them together. Carlton from "Fresh Prince of Bel Air" also showed that he's the hottest piece of man meat on the East side. Bring out that chunk, Carlton!

 

KFed's ex, Britney Spears, will apparently join Cyndi Lauper's "True Colors" tour for one special night on June 30th at the Greek Theater in Los Angeles. Brit is already rehearsing for the one night affair and she will possibly share the stage with Margaret Cho, Debbie Harry, Erasure and The Dresden Dolls. 

 

Can't wait to hear Debbie and Britney duet. That will be like hearing two horny cats wailing in pain from being stuck together. 

 

 

 

 

Denise Richards brought daughter, Sam Sheen, out to the opening of "Ratatouille" in Hollywood yesterday. First of all "Ratatouille" is like the dumbest movie title ever, second of all I love the major wonk Sam's sporting. Gives a girl some character. Homegirl doesn't look happy.

 

 

 

Viva Elwood! This hot ass bitch beat out dozens to be crowned the "World's Ugliest Dog." Elwood hails from Sewell, NJ. He's a 2-year-old Chinese Crested and his owner thinks he's the hottest ho on the block.

 

She said, "The breeder was going to euthanize him because she thought he was too ugly to sell. So ha ha, now Elwood's all over the Internet and people love him and adore him." 

 

How could you possibly think of murdering that beautiful face? A CRIME!

 

Elwood replaces Sam as the ugliest. Sam passed away last year.  Elwood was awarded $1k and of course his new title. 

 

Elwood forever!! 

 

 

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