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There's naturally skinny and there's naturally disgusting. This falls in the latter category. Here's America's Next Top Model winner Jaslene Gonzales at Mansion in Miami last night. I've called her an anorexic cat in the past, but this is no joke.  She looks like she's put together with toothpicks. Ugh.

 

 

 

Lisa Rinna and her hemroid lips made an appearance on Regis & Kelly this morning. She was spotted outside with husband, Harry Hamlin. The two are currently starring on Broadway together in "Chicago." DAMN! Harry is looking old. Lisa has sucked the hot out of him with those fat vagina lips of hers.  

 

 

 

 

 

Looks like Paris Hilton will not be $1 million richer. There were rumors that NBC was going to pay her ass a cool million for a straight-out-of-jail interview. TMZ reports that it was due to tape in Los Angeles with Meredith Viera. It would air on "Today."

 

NBC has pulled the plug for whatever reason, however they have told TMZ that the interview was never a go.  

 

Paris will be released on Monday after serving 23 days in the clink.

 

NBC probably got a lot of heat from people and decided to close shop. Good move. I mean it's Paris Hilton...$1 million for that?! I already know what she's going to say. She's going to ramble off on how she's strong, loves Jesus and is a changed woman.

 

Please she'll be running trains and doing shots by Monday afternoon.

 

 

 

Pammy Anderson may open up a chain of strip joints if the message she left on her website is at all true. This is a good move for her, because that's basically what she's doing now. She might as well make bank on it.

 

She simply wrote, “I'm going to look into opening a chain of strips club and I’ll call them LAPLAND!!!”

 

She's currently in Finland promoting her stint in that Las Vegas magic show. She'll return next week to continue her summer job.

 

She is of course also talked about fur, "And of course no more fur farms. So old fashion. There are hundreds here. The demand is getting lower for fur coats and they breed foxes here just for fur. Aweful. I've written the President a letter. Sweden, Austria and England have banned fur farms. Let's hope Finland will too. "

 

But then what will I wear in the wintertimes? Well, my dog is getting older and his fur is soooo soft....hmmm....

 

 

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Tom Cruise really wants that Beckham ass and will do anything to tap it, right? He's apparently going to buy the Los Angeles Galaxy for $80 million. David Beckham is the Galaxy's newest star member and signed a mulit-million dollar deal to join the team. 

 

A source said, "To have Tom's backing would be amazing - there's no way Galaxy bosses would turn down that opportunity."

 

DAMN! Is that ass worth $80 million? I guess to Tom it is. Katie probably didn't even get $20 million. Poor girl.

 

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People Magazine is reporting that the DNA results for Murphy Brown came back and Eddie Murphy is indeed the father. Sources close to Melanie Brown say that Angel Iris Murphy Brown is definitely Eddie's.

 

They said, "There was no doubt in people's minds anyways, least of all hers. It wasn't a surprise to her. She knew all along." 

 

Eddie hasn't seen Murphy Brown yet and wouldn't comment on the latest results.

 

It's going to get ugly!

 

Above is Eddie shooting a movie near KFC yesterday. Pamela Anderson isn't going to love that either. 

 

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Controversial Brazilian yogurt ads hating on BBWs - Popbytes 

 

Pete Doherty with a giant turtle and I'm serious - Hollywood Rag 

 

Sophia Bush gives us a peek - Egotastic! 

 

Elisha Cuthbert is back to being hot - Hollywood Tuna 

 

Brad Pitt on diaper duty in Prague - Just Jared 

 

Mena Suvari being sexy on the beach - IDLYITW 

 

Beyonce's floating ass - Drunken Stepfather 

 

Hollywood garbage pail kids - Cityrag 

 

Scandal! Ellen Pompeo's fiancee has a shady past - ASL 

 

George Clooney rides the hog - Popsugar 

 

 

 

Leelee Sobieski is a fashion icon thanks to this beautiful and elegant ensemble. I think this is one of Alexis Morell Carrington's old ones. It's only missing a velvet bolero, a huge wide-brim hat  and bitchy accent.

 

Jesus! First Phoebe Price and now this?! I think I'm truly losing my mind. Like honestly. Jizz in the brains will really fuck a bitch up.

 

Here's Leelee at the Hermes store opening on Wall Street yesterday.