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Fergie Ferg most likely has a photoshopper on staff by now! Two actually! A day-shifter and a night-shifter. They shouldn't erase the meth face though. That's my favorite part!

 

 

 

I really would've given my left nutsack to hear this little quote live, but this comes from Gay Al to Star Jones at his Birfday party this past weekend:

 

 

You probably could've heard a damn pin drop in that room. Amazing.

 

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And that's all I have to say about that! See I can be nice, sometimes. 

 

 

 

 

 

Chuck Zito is Pamela Anderson's friend and sometime bodyguard. She's currently in NYC whoring out her Las Vegas magic show and Chuck is tagging along. Not sure how I feel about him. He probably drinks Bud and reads Juggs, but that's kind of hot.

 

What's that stain on Pammy's shirt? Damn, Vito is shooting small loads. Joking!

 

 

Splash , HBest

 

 

 

E! has obtained a letter written from the pokey by Paris Hilton to a fan. Jesus, she does have a lot of time on her hands if she's actually writing letters to fans. Boredom has really sunk in. She also must be really sad if the none of the i's are dotted with little hearts.

 

 

 

Matthew McConagay looks like he's trying to impress his new beard, Camila Alves, by showing off his surf moves. It's cute! Look at those little arms flail up!