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"Being in the room with those two women is great fun. It's like sitting down with Roosevelt and Churchill – only much better-looking."

 

 

 

I sort of feel bad for Howard K. Stern. He's like the loneliest girl in the room. Anyway, he showed up united with Larry Birkhead in a Los Angeles courtroom this morning. In court HK was named the HBIC of Anna Nicole Smith's will and Larry was named Dannielynn Hope's legal guardian. Yeah, boring shit.

 

HK said he'd help Larry in any way he needed. Booty call!

 

In other Birkhead news, he's still fighting with Debra Opri over cash. Debra has $600k in a trust account and Larry wants it. The cash was for a deal Debra made on behalf of Larry with Bravo.

 

Larry said, "I need protection to make certain that Opri does not and cannot abscond with my money."

 

Boring, boring, boring. Larry and HK should get married. I like them together. HK is so lonely and his nights are probably so cold. He needs some loving arms. 

 

 

 

Story: TMZ

 

 

 

 

 

 

Douche to the left! Douche to the right! Douche up! Douche down!

 

Damn! Smelly pussies should've headed to the China Club last night! So much douches around that the raunchiest of twats would've gotten clean. Damn, I'm nasty. Forgive me.

 

Anyway, it was Carmine Gotti's 21st and you know how that goes. That being said, I'd let all the Gottis run a train on this.