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Phoebe Price is actually doing something with her life! Unfortunately, it's in the beauty department. Phoebe launched "Phoebe's Phantasy Lotion Glow" in Beverly Hills yesterday. I swear that's the name of the product.

 

Unless it's marketed for tranny chipmunks, I'm not sure who's going to buy this and I'm not even sure what it does?

 

That being said, Phoebe makes me happy. I just want to pinch those cheeks right off! They look like frozen chicken breasts.

 

 

 

 

Kristy Swanson was arrested late last night in Ontario, Canada for allegedly beating down her baby daddy's ex-wife. Kristy is currently with her "Skating with Celebrities" partner Lloyd Eisler. The two have a kid together.

 

Kristy claims that Lloyd's ex, Marcia O'Brien, attacked her in front of her own home and in front of their children. Marcia filed a complaint with the cops and Kristy was arrested and later released on $500 bail. Kristy says she will also file charges against Marcia.

 

Lloyd left his pregnant wife last year for Kristy.

 

I wonder if Kristy pulled some "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" moves on her. Lloyd is nothing to fight over, however I heard he's packing large. Still! B dick is not something to fight over. Wait, am I actually typing this?

 

Source: People

 

 

 

Nicole Richie showed up to her boyfriend, Douche Madden's house yesterday actually cracking a smile. If homegirl is knocked up than it's agreeing with her. She also used her purse to hide the possible baby bump. I still think she might be doing this for a little publicity. Her name hasn't been thrown around this much since she was caught driving the wrong way on the freeway! 

 

 

 

 

I think I'm in love. Do you believe in love at first infection? Pete Doherty seriously is the hottest man alive. Wait, is he even alive? I don't care what you say, he's the one for me. He can play me a song on his crackpipe and make a valentine for me out of his dried up scabs. Oh romance!

 

Here's Petey Dreamboat and my arch rival Kate Moss with Lila Grace last week at the Isle of Wright festival.