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It's our favorite trainer again and Geri's giant. They were spotted in London again. I don't even know his name and I feel like I know him intimately. I've stared at him long enough. Who needs names? What only matters is what you feel in your heart.....or genitals.

 

That being said, he's going to eat that dog right? Like, that dog is his breakfast. Poor pooch has no idea it's walking to its death!

 

 

 

 

I love Joy Behar is standing right behind Kathy and Nicky. Joy talks so much trash on Paris and I really hope she told them what's what.  Shouldn't Kathy and Nicky be like praying for Paris since she's almost dying in jail?

 

WTH is Hasslecrack wearing?!  

 

 

 

 

Overall hotness, Lou Perlman, was arrested this morning in Indonesia and will be sent to Florida shortly to face bank fraud charges. Lou created some of the biggest boy bands in the 90s from the Backstreet Boys to N'Sync.

 

He cheated thousands of investors out of $315 million by selling them bogus savings account plan, then using their money to cover his losses in other businesses.  He was on the lamb for months.

 

Ugh, he's so rank! His sweat sweats! You know why this ho was in Indonesia and it wasn't to learn their traditional dance! Well, actually it was. Nasty!!!

 

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Amy Winehouse isn't afraid to beat down her new husband if he pisses her off. Amy said that when she's drunk and Blake pisses her off...well he better watch his ass. 

 

She said, “I’m either a really good drunk or I’m an out-and-out shit, horrible, violent, abusive, emotional drunk. I’ll beat up Blake when I’m drunk. I don’t think I’ve ever bruised him, but I do have my way. If he says one thing I don’t like then I’ll chin him.

“I’m not a fighter, but if I am backed up against the wall I’ll kick the shit out of anyone. I don’t think your ability to fight has anything to do with how big you are. It’s to do with how much anger is in you.”

Imagine if a dude said this. Women everywhere would eat his balls for breakfast. Actually, maybe she already tried to do that and that's how bitch lost her toof!!!

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It was another media circus today when Brad Pitt took Pax to the doctors. He's probably going to the shrink, because that looks a mess. He looks scared as shit! I would be too if I had a bunch of rhinos clammering for a photograph. Maddox should give him lessons on how to showboat. Actually, Maddox should have his own school for celeb kids teaching them how to steal the spotlight form their parents.