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Wednesday, June 13th 2007

She Can't Be Serious

 
BritneySpears.com is asking for help from the fans to name Britney's upcoming album. These titles are not a joke!
1. Omg is Like Lindsay Lohan Like Okay Like
2. What if the Joke is on You
3. Down boy
4. Integrity
5. Dignity

First of all, 4 and 5 are out and should be replaced with "Cheeto" and "Thanks To The 3 People Including JJ Who Bought This Album."
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Wednesday, June 13th 2007

Would You Hit It?

 
This brings new meaning to dog eat dog. Awww....I like Elliot Yamin too. I just liked him much better before his makeUNDER. Elliot is using his D-list status to promote Oscar Meyer's "Sing the Jingle" contest which is looking for a no-name to sing their jingle.
 
You know I think I'd rather sit on the hot dog than sit on Elliot. The only problem is the hot dog can break inside which can lead to an extremely embarrassing emergency room experience or so I've been told.
 
 
Thanks D
 
Posted by: Michael K


Dog and Dog

Dog and Dog
Wednesday, June 13th 2007

Lady And The Trump

 
Donald Trump will steal yet another idea from the British and produce and make appearances in an American version of "Ladette to Lady" called "Lady or a Tramp." The show will follow pieces of trash as they try and become ladies. Think Flavor of Love's Charm School goes primetime which means it's going to be boring as hell.
 
Producers are currently searching for “younger women who are 18-30, love to party and full of attitude,” and who are “rude and crude party girls.”
 
Why do producers have to search? I have a few named Lindsay, Paris and Britney!
 
Thanks ChicC
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Wednesday, June 13th 2007

Another Stupid Ass Remake

 
Actress Regina King will produce and star in a remake of the 1983 film "The Big Chill." The original starred Glenn Close, William Hurt, Meg Tilly, Jeff Goldblum and Kevin Kline as college friends that reunite for the funeral of a friend.
 
Regina will produce along with her sister, Reina King. You mean her sister has her same name without the g?! WTF?!
 
The updated version will get a name change and consist of an all African-American cast.
 
File this under: Unnecessary.
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Wednesday, June 13th 2007

I Found Pax Thien A Girlfriend

 
Meg Ryan and her two bought kids are in Hawaii. Daisy is an absolute doll and I think she should date Pax Thien Jolie-Pitt. I would recommend her to Maddox, but he'd most likely would rather do her hair than get kissy. My kind of kid.
 
And it looks like Meg Ryan's had a little body work to go with her face work.  
 
 
 
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Meg Ryan and Daughter

Meg Ryan and Daughter

Meg Ryan and Daughter

Meg Ryan and Daughter
Wednesday, June 13th 2007

Got It Goin' Like A Turbo 'Vette

 
Clive Owen likes that gushy stuff! Yup, that's Clive's hot ass wife and I think I love him even more. Clive keeps it really. She cleans up well and there's nothing wrong with a little...I mean a lot of ass.  
 
 
Thanks D
 
 
Posted by: Michael K