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Praying To Be Thin

Gwen Shamblin is the creator and leader of The Weigh Down Workshop which helps their members to lose weight by praying to Jesus! Gwen on "The Insider" tonight and she says that when your fat ass wants to eat that brownie, ask Jesus to help you resist that temptation! Um...I hate to break it to Gwen, but Jesus doesn't give a fuck!

These chicks claim they have lost a ton of weight based on faith alone. I'm sure they are on their knees, but it's not praying they are doing. It's puking!

Visit Gwen's website if you want Jesus to help you drop the pounds.

P.S. - I'm running out right now to get my hair done just like Gwen's. I'm pretty sure Paves does her mop!

Click here if you can't view the video above!

Posted by: Michael K

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Dumbasses • Real People

Geri's Monster Trainer

DAMN!!!! Geri Haliwell trainer's dick is probably as big as her! Actually, probably not. Huge dudes like that usually have pencil ones. Trust.

Here's these two going for a walk in London today.

Posted by: Michael K

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Big Ones • Hotness

Tuesday, June 12th 2007

Geri Haliwell and Trainer

Tuesday, June 12th 2007

Geri Haliwell and Trainer

Tuesday, June 12th 2007

Geri Haliwell and Trainer

Tuesday, June 12th 2007

Geri Haliwell and Trainer

When Strange People Say Strange Things

John Travolta on being a freak:

"We're like the Addams family or the Munsters, living sort of an odd, nocturnal life. My kids probably stay up too late. My wife goes to bed around three, and I follow around seven. Right now, there's just you and me, and no one interfering in our space."

Ed. Note - THIS BITCH IS NUTS!

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Thanks Elizabeth

Posted by: Michael K

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Dumbasses • Quote of the Day

Paris Gets Dropped

Paris Hilton's agency Endeavor has dropped her ass. According to People the entire staff at Endeavor was told by a company-wide e-mail. She's been with the agency since 2005. The agency rep said, "Paris is no longer a client."

In other Paris news, she's apparently on suicide watch according to x17. Their source claims that she's taken a turn for the worst and has 3 guards watching her in the pysch ward. She hasn't been cleared yet to leave and the sheriff is fearing for her mental state.

Ugh! She only has like two weeks left, right?! If it's that awful bitch should pull a Cinderella and let one of her crabs crawl out of her vagina and unlock the door, so she can make an escape. The other crabs can make her a gown out of old sheets. Duh!

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Posted by: Michael K

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Paris Hilton

Those Are Bigger Than Him!

Last night in Miami a fan asked Danny DeVito to sign her fat ass titties. Seriously, those things are bigger than his whole body. I never got that "sign my tits" thing. It probably took a few Sharpies and a step ladder for DeVito to sign those things. Nast.