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Why Didn't They Just Go On Maury?

Today Eddie Murphy has been ordered to submit a DNA test to see if he's the baby daddy of Angel Iris, daughter of spice girl Melanie B. Here they are at the facility to get tested.

According to The Sun a source claims, “At least this way they will know officially whether Eddie is the daddy or not and move on from there. This isn’t about the money, it’s about Angel knowing for sure who her dad is.”

Why did it take so long? Of course it's about the money! It'll be funny if Maury comes out and says Eddie is not the father and it ends up being Kevin Federline's kid. Then Eddie will be free to hump more trannies and make five more Shrek movies in peace.

Splash

Posted by: Michael K

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Melanie B

Monday, June 11th 2007

Mel B

Monday, June 11th 2007

Mel B

Monday, June 11th 2007

Mel B

Monday, June 11th 2007

Mel B

Have You Seen Hiccup Girl?

Hiccup girl just won't leave us the hell alone! I don't know if you remember this girl, but she's the one that couldn't stop hiccuping for 3 weeks straight. She stopped for like a dayand then started again. Well, she's missing or ran away from home.

The mother of Jennifer Mee of Florida is worried sick, because she hasn't been heard from in the past 24-hours. Hiccup girl was last spotted at a friend's house around 8pm last night.

Her mother said that HG still suffers from hiccups, but not as bad and she's on medication.

HG had a fight with her mother on Sunday, because her mother turned her cell phone off. Her mother doesn't think she ran away, because of that.

Can't they just follow the hiccups?! Ok, I hope nothing happened to her, but she strikes me as a girl who really....really...really....want attention bad.

Source: MSNBC

Thanks Cheryl

Posted by: Michael K

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Real People • YouTubes

For Paris Hilton ADD Stands For.....

Paris Hilton has adult ADD and takes Adderall according to TMZ . They claim this is her "medical condition" along with claustrophobia. Sources claim that Paris was not able to take her meds all the time at Lynwood causing her severe panic attacks and sometimes not allowing her to press the emergency button.

Today, she's apparently fine and taking all her meds. She's also been given a pen and paper to write down all her thoughts. Thoughts? She's probably writing the next great American novel.

ADD stands for Attention Deficit Disorder, but in Paris' world what does it really stand for? This is a fun game. I'll start:

Awesomely Dumb Disease

Ass 2 Dick Disease

Arrogant Dullard Disorder

UPDATE - Oh shit you guys are good! Here's some of my favorites of the ones y'all have left in comments:

Annoying Dumb Dicksucker - britneyscheap

Annoying Dick Depository - aphid

Absolute Dum Dum - largemarge

Adult Dick Drainer - jackie

Anal Douche Dumpster - estrus

Any Drugs'll Do - theantiparis

Posted by: Michael K

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Paris Hilton

Attack of the Clones

It's Baby Jessica! You know Baby Jessica?! That little baby that fell in the well that everyone was obsessed with. I mean they made a TV movie about her starring Beau Bridges! Anyway, on the right is BJ 20-years later. On the left is that crazy ho Sylvia Browne. Ok, it's the hair, but they do kind of look like each other.

BJ spoke to Matt Lauer this morning on what it was like falling in a well and becoming America's sweetheart. I love BJ! Click here to read and watch the interview!

Thanks SoyChick

Posted by: Michael K

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Attack of the Clones

Popozao

Are Britney Spears and KFed getting back together? According to some of her friends, they might be. KFed apparently stays for hours when he drops the kids off and sometimes even overnight. She told friends that they've also been having secret meetings.

This source said, "When she was on vacation she was in the best mood she's been in for ages. She confessed it was because she and Kevin are slowly moving towards getting back together."

It's like 2006 all over again. It makes sense. Brit and KFed are the Tommy and Pamela of this generation, but with more STDs and back fat.

Source: Post Chronicle

Thanks Holly

Posted by: Michael K

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Britney Spears • KFed

Jay-Z Wants This

Rihanna said that her mentor, Jay-Z, pre-screens dudes before they can date her ass.

She said, "He's very protective. Jay has my best interests in mind. If it's a good guy I know Jay won't shut him down. But if he's not, Jay will be like, 'No, no, no.' "

He wants all that goodness to himself. Beyonce better watch herself. Someone younger and hotter is coming after her man.

Ok, she's hot for a lego person, but you know she's hot. Actually, the pirate lego bitch is hotter. I loved his ass.

Rihanna just had her legs insured for like 10 million or something, because she's been named the hottest legs by Venus razor.

Source: People

Posted by: Michael K

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Rihanna