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Britney Spears has started a trend! Wearing hats with attached wigs! Jordan followed this trend at a book signing in London the other day. In her defense, she's knocked up and is probably not bleaching that mop or putting in extensions. She's doing right!

 

In other Jordan news, she's talking once again about Peter Andre's genitals! She said before that even though he was sick, his dick didn't shrink. This time she's talking about his bush.

 

She said, "I knew Pete was getting better when he shaved down below. It's as bald as a badger. He doesn't look like a dead chicken any more.

"We've had sex again. He's not completely better, but he didn't have any choice bless him."

I hate bald dicks! I like them to have at least a buzz cut above the junk. It's like looking at a baby and that's not hot! Besides crotch stubble can burn your nose when you're doing your business.

 

 

 

Okay, that's not MK Olsen it's a baby with Ashley. Bad joke, a real stretch! So Ashley Olsen came out to support her fellow child stars, Dylan and Cole Sprouse, at the launch of their clothing line yesterday. The Sprouse boys are best known for their roles on "Grace Under Fire" and "Big Daddy."

 

When Ashley poses without MK she looks so healthy and youthful and shit. Homegirl is glowing. Those Sprouse boys are...well...I wish them luck on their clothing line!

 

 

 

 

I completely forgot Julia Roberts was pregnant. She's in her 9th month and will pop out a baby in the next few weeks. She was spotted yesterday arriving at a party in Long Beach. No word yet on what she's having. Well, she's having a human baby, but I mean what sex. I just hope she doesn't give it another church mouse name. I mean...Hazel and Phinnaeus?! Phinnaeus is sort of cute, but Hazel?!

 

To keep with the theme she should name the new one: Nicodemus, Fievel or Gus.