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Jordin Sparks is a liar according to her vocal teacher! Don't you love fame? - Mollygood

 

Ozzy Osbourne has no love for Sangina - ICYDK 

 

Is Nicole Richie even strong enough to drive a car? - INO

 

KFED is wasting his money by funding his own sophmore album - Celebitchy 

 

When hair extensions attack - SOW

 

Eva LongWHORIA lost jobs because she's so hot...more like lost jobs because she's insane - Gabsmash 

 

Jaime King is engaged - CN

 

 

Paris Hilton has been photographed carrying a Bible and several self-help books around town. She's also made sure to look "sad" and "demure." Yesterday, she ventured out of her home to make pottery with a friend. Photo-op! She's totally going to be photographed reading to sick children next.

 

Paris made a heart-shaped vase at "Color Me Mine" before heading home. Paris is probably following the advice to her lawyers to clean up her image. A source told People that she's having a really hard time.

 

The source said, "Paris hasn't been eating at all and her parents and friends are beyond worried about her. She breaks down crying a lot because she just can't deal with the reality and the pressure of everything that is happening." 

 

What the hell is happening to her? She already got her sentence cut in half and she's already getting special treatment?! What the hell does she want! Does she want to do her sentence in a men's prison instead. That way she'll get dick all the time. I mean, come on!

 

She most likely wasn't eating so she could get into Nicole Richie's under 100lbs only party! 

 

 

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Sources close to Nicole Kidman claim that she was hurt that Jada Pinkett Smith said that Katie Holmes was a "great mother" to Nicky's adopted children. Connor and Isabella live full-time with TomKat in Beverly Hills and according to OK! Magazine Nicole wants to make sure her children don't get too chummy with their stepmom. Their stepmother is an alien!!!

 

Nicole's rep said, "I doubt Nicole even saw the Jada Pinkett stuff."

 

Since when does Nicky cares about her kids! I'm sure Nicky isn't jealous and is relieved that the role of Mrs. Cruise is now being played by somebody else! 

 

Source: Post Chronicle

 

 

The NYDN has provided us with a vintage photo of White Oprah and a young Lindsay Lohan. This is before the booze and coke, although she probably started the next year. Look how hot WO used to be! Truck stop hooker all the WAY! I bet her favorite song was "Don't Stop Believin."

 

 

 

After 3-months of dating Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal are still an item. UsWeekly reports that the two recently had a date at the doctor's office. AHAHAH! The doctor probably head to teach Jake how the snake goes into the cave!

 

A witness saw the two leave the doctor's office. “Jake put his hand out of the sunroof and was waving, “says an eyewitness. “They looked totally in love.” WHAT?! They looked in love, because of that. That means every man, woman, child, dog, cat, snake, rock, poop is in love with me! 

 

Friends of the couple say they are smitten with each other. Do I smell a wedding?

 

 

 

 

Beth Ditto said that gay dudes are the reason why chicks obsess about being skinny sluts.

 

She told NME Magazine, "If there's anyone to blame for size zero, it's not women. Blame gay men who work in the fashion industry and want these women as dolls. Men don't know what it feels like to be a woman and be expected to look a particular way. The Beckhams are part of the machine, Paris Hilton is part of the machine. There's that thing Paris Hilton said about Lindsay Lohan 'You're poor, ugly and fat.' It's always women who are victims."

The 210lb singer doesn't put Kate Moss into that category though. She says Kate Moss feels her pain. She said, "I spent one night talking to Kate Moss and she said the most amazing things about bodies. I didn't think I was going to like her, but she said, 'Do you know what I hate, Beth? When people tell my big girlfriends, 'You have a beautiful face…' That's a really radical concept."

Beth darling....what Kate meant was "It's a really radical concept, because there's nothing beautiful about big girls! Not even their faces!" That's what Kate really meant, let's be real.

 

How dare she say that about the gays! Bitch doesn't know her demographic! The gays are the only ones buying her music! I don't agree with her anyway. Donatella Versace anyone? Oh wait, she's a gay man. I stand corrected. 

 

Source: Female First 

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