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Last week a MySpace page said to be created by Dr. Laura's son, Deryk Schlessinger, was pullled off the internet after it featured some nasty ass shit. Dr. Laura of course is that holier-than-thou talk show slut.

 

The MySpace page in question had pictures of 21-year-old Deryk as well as cartoon depictions of rape, murder, torture and child molestation, not to mention photos of soldiers and a picture of a blindfolded prisoner with the caption "My Sweet Little Habib."

 

Deryk is currently serving in Afghanistan with the United States Army. The Army is conducting an investigation to see if the page was really Deryk's. Dr. Laura's rep said the page might be fake. Deryk still hasn't commented.

 

It wouldn't surprise me if the page was his. He probably learned his hate from his stupid bitch of a mother! Remember those nude pics of her that surfaced a few years ago? Click here to remind yourself and blind yourself! 

 

Story: TMZ - Image: GG

 

 

 

 

Which still-closeted former boy-bander was making sure nobody got pictures of him with his handsome Spanish escort at a recent European charity event?

 

 

Source: NYDN

 

 

Someone stole Mathilda Ledger's face! Actually, Michelle Williams is such a bitch that she probably threatened to sue. Makes sense, I guess. Here's fug Michelle out with her daughter in Brooklyn a few days ago. She needs to grow her hair back STAT. Mia Farrow called and wants her look back. Actually Michelle, Mia said you fugged it up too much so you can keep it.

 

You know I've been seeing all these celebrity sluts wearing Ray-Bans left and right that I actually went out and bought 4 fugly pairs. What is wrong with me? If you see me wearing mom jeans next, torture me. 

 

 

 

 

Oh, it's them. JLo and Skeletor attended the Annual Childrens Fund Gala in NYC last night. Haven't seem them in a while and haven't really missed them. They always pose with their heads touching, too. Like siamese twins. They look aight. Not really, but I'm too bored with them to say anything bad.

 

That dress reminds me that I need more cream in my coffee. Be right back. 

 

 

 

The Sun posted pictures yesterday taken from a video of Calum Best snorting cocaine off of a hooker's body part. Calum knows he shouldn't be doing such things and promises he'll go to rehab really soon. Calum's part-time chick, Lindsay Lohan, is making that promise right now.

Calum said, "I'm a bad boy. I go out and get drunk, I get high on cocaine and I do stupid debauched things with the wrong women.

"When I'm high I do wild stupid shit. I'm a red-blooded male and I'm addicted to sex. I don't have to be like my dad, but I feel his blood running through my veins. I need to sort out my problems before it's too late."

Calum's daddy and soccer legend, George Best, died in 2005 after a long battle with booze.

Is that a drink I see in Calum's little paw? This picture was taken last night at the opening of a Diesel store in Los Angeles. Calum reportedly traveled to Los Angeles to support Lindsay. He's supporting her alright by drinking for two!

Source: Monsters and Critics