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The Biel puts on make-up to take out the trash...ok...it's for charity! - IDLYITW 

 

Kiki VS Barrymore - Cityrag 

 

Kerri Russell looking like Carmen Electra - Egotastic! 

 

Why you so shy Richie? - Drunken Stepfather 

 

Adriana Lim is very hot and very tolerable - Hollywood Tuna 

 

Did Ryan Reynolds visit Blohan? - Just Jared 

 

A sort of Reese and Jake sighting - Popsugar 

 

Rosie is turning into The Trump - ASL 

 

Keira Knightley is a real bitch - Hollywood Rag 

 

Pax is a Pitt - TMZ

 

 

 

WTF is wrong with you? I know you have issues going on with your life or whatever and that's why you look like a wet cat, but this has gone too far. Get thee-self together pronto, because I miss the old Jenna. Shit, I even bought your crappy book and it wasn't even on clearance! I even read it and I can hardly read! It was really a struggle for me. What's with the lips? Do you want the top lips to be just as swollen as the bottom. FUG!

 

xoxoxMichael K

 

 

 

18-year-old Victoria Hart was a waitress from London just a few weeks ago. She's now the object of desire for many record companies. Victoria was plucked out of nowhere to sing at an event George Clooney hosted in Cannes.

 

She said, "It`s the most amazing thing that could ever happen to me. The phone at the restaurant has been ringing off the hook with magazines and TV people wanting to talk to me. I won`t even be able to join in the festivities too much tonight because I`ve got a photoshoot at 7am tomorrow."

 

Honestly, this story is boring and sucks. I only wanted an excuse to post this awesome picture of George Clooney. God, I love him.

 

 

 

 

It wouldn't be a new month without Brangelina wedding rumors. Sources now claim that Angelina Jolie is planning a huge and lavish wedding.

 

This source claims, "The wedding could end up being twice the size of the one Brad had with Jennifer. Angelina has been reluctant to get married for a third time, for obvious reasons," Grazia magazine quoted a source as saying. "Brad has been persistent and has now given in, but she wants the day to be really memorable. While she doesn't want it to be unnecessarily lavish, that's not her style, it will still be an event Hollywood will never forget."

"She also wants their children to see it as a huge celebration of her and Brad's love for them. The daytime part of the celebration will be for the kids, with clowns and balloons and fire-eaters. But then the real party will begin in the evening."

This source says that Angelina will start planning this Fall.

LIES! I doubt these two will ever get married. If it happens I will be shocked. Angelina is going to get bored and her vagina is going to start itching for another victim. Trust.

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