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Riding The Bull

What I want to know is how the hell did Fat Elvis even manage to get himself on the bull? I would think the grease pouring from his pores would prevent him from doing this. He's probably one of those sick fucks that sweats profusely in the winter times.

Here's Fat Elvis at the Diesel store opening last night.

Source: Mollygood

Posted by: Michael K

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Brandon Davis

Thursday, May 31st 2007

Fat Elvis on a Bull

Thursday, May 31st 2007

Fat Elvis on a Bull

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Tammy Faye spoke to ET via telephone in an interview that will air tonight. Tammy Faye has asked doctors to stop treatment of her Cancer which has spread from her colon to her lungs.

She said, "I would say I'm in pain almost 100 percent of the time. My back hurts, so I had to go to a wheelchair. And I have a very bad tummy all the time."

Tammy has been battling Cancer for over 10 years.

She went on to say, "When they said there's nothing more we can do, for just about a minute I felt sorry for myself, had my little pity party. Then I said, 'I've got somebody bigger than the doctors, I know the Lord, Jesus Christ, and he can do something for it.' He's the only one that can, and so I just trust Him every day."

"Today I want you to remember: You can't go forward, looking in the rear view mirror, yesterday is gone, you cannot put a broken egg back together again so don't spend your energy trying. "

Awww Tammy! She's right, what else more is there to do? Her hotness will live on forever!

Source: ET - Image: LBS

Posted by: Michael K

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Sadness

Face Off

It's nice to see Olivia Newton-John's daughter, Chloe, out and about. Homegirl's suffering from anorexia and was in rehab a bit. That's not the disturbing part. The disturbing part is Olivia's face. Hollywood will soon be filled with a bunch of scary, plastic cats with fake titties.

Source: Gossip Rocks

Posted by: Michael K

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Plastic Surgery

Thursday, May 31st 2007

Olivia Newton John

Seven Years Of Bad Luck

Jordan's son, Harvey was released from the hospital on Wednesday.

As I said earlier yesterday, he was rushed to the emergency room after falling into a mirror and cutting his precious face.

Jordan's manager Claire Powell stated, "Katie is extremely pregnant. She's just had a husband that's been in hospital, a son that's been ill and now this accident. I don't know how much more she can take. We just want Katie to get on with her pregnancy without going into premature labour."

Don't know how much more she can take?? What about poor Harvey?! Maybe somebody should have pushed her ass through a mirror since she's the one getting all the attention!

Source: Life Syle Extra

Posted by: Michael K

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Brats • Jordan & Harvey

STFU Alba

Jessica Alba had an interview with Parade Magazine and I wish she didn't. I kind of like her and just when I'm letting my guard down, ho starts spewing crap.

Alba on being a sex symbol:

“I don’t really pay attention to all that. It’s only when people start to treat me like one that it really freaks me out. Most days I wake up and look in the mirror and go, ‘ugh.’ I don’t really think I look all that great.”

Alba on working in a man's world:

“I’m in a business that’s completely driven by white males. The majority of writers and directors are men. And even though I’m not, like, such a huge feminist, I do want to produce movies on my own that are female-driven and empowering to women. Variety is good. The woman’s voice really isn’t present in Hollywood.”

Alba on the paps:

“I could give two sh-ts about them. They’re so lame, I can’t even believe that’s a real job. I can’t imagine they even pay taxes.”

Feminist? She's a regular Gloria Steinem that one! I haaattte when hot chicks don't know they are hot. I mean she has to know it.

When I look in the mirror in the morning Alba, I vomit and then I cry and then I try again and then I vomit again. So I guess going "ugh" isn't all that bad, now is it?!

Source: US Weekly

Posted by: Michael K

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Jessica Alba

I'm Like A Wonk

I bet you anything Nelly Furtado didn't have the major wonk until she landed in Hollywood. It's the air that gives girls the wonk! We should set up a "Free Your Wonk" booth on Robertson and fix that shit with rusty tweezers and preschool scissors. We'd make bank!

Here's Nelly with serious wonkage in South Beach last night.