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Wednesday, May 9th 2007

Meth Teeth

 
Let's just get straight to the point with this one, shall we? I think my local homeless mans dirty a-hole is more attractive than Amy Winehouse. Yes, I've seen it, because one time he needed help popping a doody bubble. Anyway!  The truth hurts and it had to be said. She could easily have that gap filled in with like a chiclet or one of those wedding mints or something. Bitch has no shame.
 
Here's Amy and her equally raunch boyfriend in NYC last night.  
 
 
Top Pic: Daily Mail - Bottom Pics: SplashNewsOnline
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Amy Winehouse and Dude

Amy Winehouse and Dude

Amy Winehouse and Dude

Amy Winehouse and Dude
Wednesday, May 9th 2007

Akon is Sorry


Akon has apologized for getting nasty with a 14-year-old girl onstage in Trinidad last month. The girl turned out to be the daughter of a preacher! Verizon has already pulled themselves as sponsors of Gwen Stefani's tour, because Akon is her opening act.

He said in a statement today, "It was never my intention to embarrass or take advantage of my fans in any way, especially those under the age of 18. That is why we tried to make sure that the club did not admit anyone under 18 in the audience. Somehow, that standard was not met."

Ok, in his defense I'm sure he didn't know she was underage and look what this ho was wearing at the age of 14! It's her preacher daddy's fault. That being said, he still shouldn't have thrown her ass around like she was a rag doll! That shit ain't sexy.

Source: NME

Posted by: Michael K


Wednesday, May 9th 2007

Midge Potts is Back!

 
Hot Slut of the Week and political tranny, Midge Potts is at it again! Midge was caught on camera holding a sign over the defense secretary's shoulder today on Capitol HIll.
 
I love that crazy ho and I love how they keep letting her in!
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Wednesday, May 9th 2007

She Didn't Write That

 
Parasite Hilton has issued a statement through her new attorney, Richard Hutton. Here's what that piece of trash said:
 
"After reading the media's coverage of my court hearing, I feel the need to correct what I believe are misperceptions about me. I absolutely realize how serious driving under the influence is. I could not live with myself if anyone was injured or killed while I was driving while impaired. Clearly, no one should -- no matter how slightly.

I am ready to face the consequences of violating probation.

No one is above the law. I surely am not. I do not expect to be treated better than anyone else who violated probation. However, my hope is that I will not be treated worse."

 
She probably didn't even read that statement! Like she said in court "I don't read things, I just sign them." That's exactly what I think she did here. Dumb ho! Why did she say on camera that she was treated unfairly and it was an unusual punishment if she's ready to face it and why is she trying to get out of it? Bitch just needs to shut up and douche that ass, so it's nice and ready for jail! 
 
 
Source: TMZ - Images: SplashNewsOnline
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Paris Goes Out for a Day of Driving!

Paris Goes Out for a Day of Driving!

Paris Goes Out for a Day of Driving!

Paris Goes Out for a Day of Driving!

Paris Goes Out for a Day of Driving!

Paris Goes Out for a Day of Driving!
Wednesday, May 9th 2007

Peach Head

 
A week ago David Beckham dipped his head in some Clorox and went bleach blonde. Needless to say, it was not a hot look. He told reporters that he wanted a change and that's why he bleached the hell out of his hair.
 
He said, "I think I've had the same haircut for two years now and I was getting slightly bored. You know it's part of something that I do." He means "my skank wife told me to do it and I have no balls, so I did it."
 
Well, bitch looks way better now. He looks like a peach head.
 
Source: Daily Mail
 
Posted by: Michael K