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Every bit of Dylan McKay hotness that was in Luke Perry is gone. Luke was hands down the hottest ho on 90210 and now he looks like he's Rachel "Chupacabra" Zoe's twin brother! Ouch, this hurts.

 

Here's Luke and his botox-needing forehead at Jay-Z's after fight party at Tao Grand Beach in Las Vegas yesterday.

 

 

 

 

Fugly fugs Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott brought out their little Liam to the Silver Spoon Dog and Baby Buffet yesterday. An event where true dogs and babies unite! This is the perfect event for dog Tori and her little baby.

 

Dean gets creepier and creepier everytime. 

 

 

 

 

InTouch Weekly is reporting that Paris Hilton and Elliot Mintz have called it quits after she blamed his ass on the reason she drove on a suspended license. Paris was sentenced to 45-days in the slammer for driving on a suspended license, violating her probation. Elliot testified for her, but the hot judge called the testimony "worthless."

 

What is Elliot going to do now? He was practically living in her coochie. He's probably thanking the heavens.

 

Paris also doesn't think the sentence was fair. She told cameras outside of her house, "I told the truth yesterday. I feel that I was treated unfairly. It's both cruel and unwarranted." Dumb hobag meant "cruel and unusual." The crappy thing is Paris may not even serve the full 45 days due to overcrowding. Michelle Rodriguez was sentenced to 90-days at the same jail and was let go after 2 hours due to overcrowding. Ugh, I hope they let other prisoners go so this wonk ho can serve the full sentence.

 

Kathy Hilton also added her two cents, because she has nothing better to do. "This is pathetic and disgusting, a waste of taxpayer money with this nonsense. It's a joke." No, this is a perfect way to spend taxpayer money. I'm not even a resident of California and about to send a check to the State thanking them for giving it to this dumb slut. I just hope they keep here in there for the full 45-days. 

 

 

Source: National Ledger

 

 

 

Spider-Man 3 opened with the biggest opening in movie history. It brought in $148 million in one weekend. It also beat records with the highest opening day ever with $59 on its first day. Internationally the flick made $227 million. Basically, it made a boat load.

 

I don't want to see this trash, because I already asked somebody if Kiki Dunst dies a miserable death. Unfortunately she doesn't, so eff that!

 

Source: Box Office Mojo