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Beth Ditto has been named the "Queen of Indie" on June's cover of NME Magazine. Homegirl doesn't give an eff and is just doing her thing. This cover magazine makes me hungry for biscuits and gravy! Hey, her make-up looks good!

Source: ONTD

Posted by: Michael K

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Hotness

There She Blows... Again

A rep for Lindsay Lohan issued a statement to TMZ:

"Lindsay admitted herself to an intensive medical rehabilitation facility on Memorial Day. Because this is a medical matter, it is our hope that the press will appreciate the seriousness of the situation and respect the privacy of Lindsay as well as the other patients receiving treatment at the facility."

Oh please. If she wanted privacy she would keep her nose away from the coke and her ass out from behind the wheel.

Source: TMZ

Posted by: Michael K

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Lindsay Lohan

No Girls Over 100 Pounds Allowed

Nicole Richie sent her friends an invitation to a Memorial Day party last Thursday. The invitation is something I'd probably write, but coming from her it's a little gross.

My fellows Americans its that time of year

To celebrate our country by drinking massive amounts

of beer

Let's stand together as one, live the American dream

Take shots, pass out, & wake up with our pants

ripped open at the seams

Let's glorify this day in your sluttiest tops and your

tightest pair of Tsubi jeans

Even though we have no clue what Memorial day means!!!

There will be a scale at the front door. No girls over 100 pounds

allowed in. Start starving yourself now!

Lovely! Spoken like a true ano.

It was also at this party that Mischa Barton mixed her booze and drugs. Sources say she basically overdosed. A friend at the party said, "She was rolling around on the ground... and then suddenly she began screaming that she was dying."

Mischa's rep denies she abused drugs or booze at the party.

The epitome of health and elegance these ladies are! These are greeeat role models for are young girls.

Source: InTouch Weekly

Posted by: Michael K

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Nicole Richie

This Is How They Roll

Heidi Klum was seen out strolling Soho with her children, mom and three other nameless bitches. According to Hello Magazine these are Heidi's hired hos. She must be scared of getting jumped by other nannies so she had her posse of hard hittin' cronies in tow.

Do you gotta get jumped in to get a job like that?

Splash

Posted by: Michael K

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Brats • Heidi Klum

Tuesday, May 29th 2007

Heidi Klum

Tuesday, May 29th 2007

Heidi Klum

Tuesday, May 29th 2007

Heidi Klum

When Reality TV Goes Too Far

I love reality TV with all my heart. I seriously would trade in my first-born for an amazing reality show. There is such thing as going a little too far though. A new Dutch reality show from the creators of "Big Brother" is that show.

"The Big Donor Show" will feature a terminally ill woman that will choose from a selection of contestants which one will get her kidney when she passes away.

The network and producers have been attacked from all over the world being tasteless and not very elegant.

The network head said, “We know that this program is super controversial and some people will think it’s tasteless, but we think the reality is even more shocking and tasteless: Waiting for an organ is just like playing the lottery."

The thing is the woman could choose someone to take her kidney and they might not even get it! If the woman dies before her kidney is given away, she no longer has a choice. It will then go to whoever is on the National list.

Viewers will determine each week who should get her kidney, but the woman ultimately decides.

Hmmm...maybe it's not such a terrible idea! They can bring the show to America and turn it into a celebrity version. I mean we have a bevy of celebs that will no doubt need a kidney in the next few months.

Source: MSNBC

Posted by: Michael K

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Reality TV

Tori the Hutt Likes to Dance

Tori Spelling may be the next "90210er" putting on her dancing shoe for ABC's Dancing with the Stars. Tori came to see Ian Ziering a couple of times last season and has apparently started conversations with producers about joining next season.

Tori is currently shooting the second season of her reality show Tori & Dean: In ~~FUG~~ Love. Sources say Tori thinks DWTS may be a good way to lose weight.

Here's Tori the Hutt and her dude leaving the airport yesterday.