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Sunday, May 27th 2007

The Real Beauties of Cannes

 
The Cannes Film Festival  is winding down. Dolce & Gabbana held a party on Friday night which brought out the plastic freaks. Phoebe Price showed up, because she'll show up to the opening of an abortion clinic. Bai Ling showed up, because there were cameras there. 
 
I hope there wasn't a lot of candles around, because that party was filled with plastics. Kylie Minogue's face has at least 5-quarts of botox in it. Rose McGowan isn't even human anymore. How the hell did she land that hunk of Texas beef, Robert Rodriguez?!
 
Dita Von Teese is still perfect even though she has plastic cones around her tits.  
 
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Rose McGowan and Robert Rodriguez

Rose McGowan and Robert Rodriguez

Rose McGowan

Rose McGowan

Kylie Minogue

Kylie Minogue

Kylie Minogue

Kylie Minogue

Kylie Minogue

Kylie Minogue

Dita

Dita

Dita

Dita

Bai ling

Bai ling

Bai Ling

Bai Ling