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Pussy! Rosie O'Donnell will not return to "The View" after the huge fight between her and Elisabeth.

 

ABC issued this statement:

 

 

Rosie said, "I'm extremely grateful. It's been an amazing year and I love all three women."

 

And finally Barbra Walters said, I brought Rosie to the show. Rosie contributed to one of our most exciting and successful years at "The View." I am most appreciative. Our close and affectionate relationship will not change."

 

I say...LAME! Rosie is a moron for not staying on! She let one little fight get to her?! She should've come back and done her job like she promised. The only way she knows how to respond is by leaving stupid messages on her dumb blog. Bitch needs to get some balls. I'm disappointed with her ass. Quitter.

 

Source: TMZ

 

 

 

Amy Winehouse is back in London. I thought it was just coincidence that the air around here no longer smelled of burnt rubber. It makes sense now. I honestly want to take her in and bathe her in bleach and boiling water. But something tells me she's just one of those "can't get clean" types.

 

 

 

 

I'm not really a fan of Sharon Osbourne, but bitch says hot things. She went off on Gene Simmons, because I guess he talked bad about her kids. Who doesn't, right?

 

She had this to say about his chick, Shannon Tweed, "His wife's snatch has been rubbed on every pole in L.A. I'll fucking tear his head off and stick it up his wife's cunt!" 

That shit is hot.

 

Source: Post Chronicle

 

 

Writhing on the floor with no panties?!? - IDLYITW 

 

Petra Nemcova's boob flops out - Hollywood Tuna 

 

Beyonce in a bikini is actually sort of refreshing - Egotastic! 

 

Minnie Driver's bra gets in the way - Drunken Stepfather 

 

Shar Jackson says Britney ruined her life! HAHAHAHA! Mine too - Hollywood Rag 

 

Kittens and water - Cityrag 

 

Nicole Kidman is still not pregnant - Popsugar 

 

Here comes the Prison Break toys - Just Jared 

 

ScarJo and Louis Vuitton AGAIN - ASL 

 

 

 

If your name is Cameron Diaz, don't read this.

 

Justin Timberlake is apparently "in love" with Jessica Biel. The two have been on-and-off since January, but things really heated up when Jessica visited Justin in the UK where he was on tour.

 

A source close to Justin said, "She's the coolest chick ever. He wants to be with her all the time. He's ready to be serious." 

 

That's lovely, but I'm more concerned about his beard. The beard on his face. Does he think that pubes on his neck is attractive?  

 

Source: People

 

 

Katee Holmes' official website is up and has a clock counting down the days, hours and minutes until she gets her cherry popped! This is the chick that has got KATIE Holmes pissed off. Yeah, KATIE actually feels emotion when it's needed.  

 

Defamer already has some great porn title ideas for Ms. KATEE's soon-to-be successful porn career.

 

Porking Mrs. Tingle

Phone Booth Full of Anal Sluts

 

And I've added a few of my own:

 

Fist Daughter

The Ice Porn

Dawson's Crack

 

Play along! This is a fun game for a slow Friday...

 

 

 

Britney's Allie is a traitor! She's hanging around Avril Lavigne who loves to talk trash on Brit Brit - Mollygood 

 

Angelina Jolie's devil eyes - INO 

 

Elodie Bouchez needs a new smile - The Bastardly 

 

Amy Winehouse's parents aren't happy with her quickie marriage - Celebitchy 

 

HoHan's next album is going to be "urban pop" ... more like "urban poop" - ICYDK 

 

Why is Lindsay suddenly so camera shy? - SOW 

 

 

 

The animal kingdom needs our help! There's a new threat to them that is more dangerous than any disease or predator. Her name is Paris Hilton and she's slowly ruining the lives of animals everywhere!

 

Paris was spotted yesterday with her douche of a trainer entering her home with a new cat. Is ho running some sort of lab up in there? She's probably performing tests on them hoping to unlock the cure for her skank.

 

Save the pussies!