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Wednesday, May 23rd 2007

And Your New American Idol Is......



Posted by: Michael K


Wednesday, May 23rd 2007

A Very Fugly Engagement

 
According to UsWeekly Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt from "The Hills" are engaged. The two douches got engaged last night at the Bacara Resort & Spa in Santa Barbara. Spencer presented Heidi and her new tits with a diamond encrusted band with a pink stone. Flashy and gross.
 
A source said, "She said 'yes.' She's over the moon!"
 
The Hills will be back this Summer and this will be the perfect season opener. When Spencer sleeps with her best friend and breaks Heidi's heart, that will make the perfect season closer.
 
I'm sure they have it all planned out.
 
Image: Flynet
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Wednesday, May 23rd 2007

Gross

 
Doesn't Amy Winehouse's meth mouth burn when she puts ice on it like that? Nastiness. Amy is currently shooting her new video in Los Angeles. Her hair isn't normally like that and honestly it should never be like that.
 
She looks like a crackwhore Marge Simpson. 
 
 
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Amy Winehouse Shoots a Video in L.A.

Amy Winehouse Shoots a Video in L.A.

Amy Winehouse Shoots a Video in L.A.

Amy Winehouse Shoots a Video in L.A.

Amy Winehouse Shoots a Video in L.A.

Amy Winehouse Shoots a Video in L.A.

Amy Winehouse Shoots a Video in L.A.

Amy Winehouse Shoots a Video in L.A.

Amy Winehouse Shoots a Video in L.A.

Amy Winehouse Shoots a Video in L.A.
Wednesday, May 23rd 2007

Ann Curry is So Damn Annoying!


Ann Curry interviewed Angelina Jolie for "The Today Show" this morning to talk about Marianne Pearl and all that other stuff. This is the interview where Angelina breaks down and cries a little. That part is not annoying, the annoying part is Ann Curry! She sucks at interviewing. Fast forward to around 3:30 to see Ann at her worst.

Ann gets so sappy, cheesy and emotional. It's about Angie not you Ann! I wanted to slap that bitch with Angie's lips!

Posted by: Michael K


Wednesday, May 23rd 2007

Decoding Rosie

 
Rosie O'Donnell just posted on her blog about the huge fight this morning on "The View." I have no idea what it means:
 

a split screen
new heights
or lows
depending on who u ask

is this kelli
no rosie
well hello it is betsy
i saw the view today
and wanted to call u
and just say hi and i hope u r ok

betsy and i chatted
i thanked her
fed the geese
put on amy winehouse

loud
always loud
the soul shakes
the heart awake

like it or not

tomorrow kelli turns 40
i will not be at work

Did bitch get fired? I know that right after the show, the executives had a huge meeting with the two. Dramz and decoding Rosie is like fucking figuring out morse code!
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K