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I see Phoebe Price in so many pictures and on GoFugYourself and I'm always so transfixed with her cheeks that I have no idea who she is. After a quick IMDB search I've found basically nothing. She played "customer with a car" in an episode of The X-Files. Phoebe's at Cannes and why?! I'm hypnotized by those cheeks! I can't stop looking. I think they hold the cure for cancer. Oh! There! I just said my something nice!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I can see Jesus rolling his eyes. Paris Hilton has been going to church and I can't say it's a bad thing. She needs to ask for forgiveness! 

 

The priest was probably like "Ummm Paris we actually have a special bowl of holy water for you." You know his ass was afraid she'd contaminate his church! 

 

Source: JJB

 

 

 

 

The News of the World has reported that The Spice Girls are currently recording a track to be released this Christmas. Baby Spice and Ginger Spice were caught leaving a producer's home in Brighton after they recorded their parts. Sporty Spice apparently has already done her part. Posh and Scary are expected to travel from Los Angeles to London next week to record their parts.

This will be their first song in 7 years.

 

Wait, Posh will fly to England to record her part? What part!? She doesn't sing! She just stands around poses.

 

GIRL POWER! I actually hope this is true.

 

 

First Lindsay Lohan thinks she can lay it down and now this ho? Just because you screw every DJ in the city, doesn't mean you can DJ! Kim Kardashian needs to stop! Homegirl played J all weekend in Miami. She also needs to CLOSER HER DAMN MOUTH! Ugh and stop posing!

 

This is not a photoshoot for DUMBSLUTTRAMP Magazine! She's still hot though.  

 

 

 

 

When Jessica Simpson debuted her new hair color the other day I thought it was just in "the process" of going blonder, but I guess not. She went out again looking like a caramel covered apple. Put a stick up her ass!

 

She's one color and that color is FUGLY.