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Thursday, May 17th 2007

Beam Me Up Suri

Katie Holmes brought Suri Cruise to the set of "Mad Money" yesterday. Little Suri is growing fast and I can't wait for the day till the day she writes a tell-all. You know her ass is going to be effed up!

She's an angel sent from Xenu.


Source: TomKat Crazy

Posted by: Michael K


Thursday, May 17th 2007

Nicole Bitchie

 
According to TMZ Nicole Richie is the real bitch on "The Simple Life" set not Paris Hilton. They said that during taping of their fifth season, Nicole turned into a monster.
 
Sources on the set say that Nicole would show up hours late and tell producers they only had "an hour or two" to shoot her. It all came to a head when on the final day of shooting she again showed up late and gave them an impossible deadline. Producers had to get her agent on the phone in order to keep her on set.
 
Nicole's rep denies the rumors.
 
Um...isn't this the show that CREATED her ass?! It's not like Nicole has any skills. She can't act, sing, dance...nothing! She should show up two hours early and do whatever they wanted, because she needs that damn job!
 
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Thursday, May 17th 2007

Toni Toni Toni

 
It's Toni Basil! Unfortunately, she's with Tara Reid, but it's still Toni Basil! I heard she's like choreographing now and shit. Did she get a little pulled or is just me?
 
Tara's "class act" makeover isn't fooling me. I know she has a vagina piercing underneath that gown.
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Thursday, May 17th 2007

Beth Ditto in Vogue Magazine

 
Beth Ditto said she was shocked when Vogue Magazine asked her to pose for their magazine . Keira Knightly's hero said,

"It was really amazing. When they invited me to do it I thought they'd stick me as a tiny thing in the bottom corner of a page so I was really surprised when they didn't."

Beth is seen here after performing in the UK last night. Damn, her sweat is sweating. I'm just glad she didn't expose the bagina. I'm not sure I could handle that.  

 
 
 
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Beth Ditto is Gorgeous

Beth Ditto is Gorgeous

Beth Ditto is Gorgeous

Beth Ditto is Gorgeous

Beth Ditto is Gorgeous

Beth Ditto is Gorgeous
Thursday, May 17th 2007

Paris Drops

 
Paris Hilton's attorney filed documents in Los Angeles this afternoon dropping the appeal on her 45-day sentence TMZ reports. Paris' attorney, Richard Hutton, had planned to personally file her appearl with Judge Michael Sauer this afternoon. Richard later had one of his staff telephone the judge to say they have decided to not file.
 
This news comes on the heels that the L.A. County Sheriff has reduced her sentence to 23-days and promised her a special "celebrity" sell in jail.  Homegirl will serve the time.
 
At least she's smart enough (sort of) to listen to her attorney and just get it over with. If she sucks off  enough guards she can only serve 1 day and 10 loads!
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Thursday, May 17th 2007

Afternoon Crumbs

 
Mark Ruffalo out-hots  Jakey G at Cannes - Popsugar 
 
ICYMI: Jessica Alba drooling on herself - Egotastic! 
 
Jacko isn't happy about the auction of one of his sex toys - ASL
 
America's Next Top Deaf Model and "chiillll" - FourFour 
 
Donald Trump's act is old - Cityrag 
 
Paris Hilton has ANOTHER puppy - Hollywood Tuna 
 
The Hoff really doesn't know went to stop drinking - Hollywood Rag 
 
Jesus loves Posh - Just Jared 
 
Britney Spears in another classy outfit and this one is extra special - IDLYITW 
 
Kim Kardashian looks different...something done? - Drunken Stepfather
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Thursday, May 17th 2007

What Hos Will Do to Sell Their Movies

 
That's one big ass pinata!
 
Who the hell needs dignity when you're trying to hawk a movie?! Jerry Seinfeld donned a bee suit and flew through the skies of Cannes, France to promote his movie with Chris Rock "The Bee Movie."
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K