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Thursday, May 17th 2007
Beam Me Up Suri
Katie Holmes brought Suri Cruise to the set of "Mad Money" yesterday. Little Suri is growing fast and I can't wait for the day till the day she writes a tell-all. You know her ass is going to be effed up!
She's an angel sent from Xenu.
Source: TomKat Crazy
Thursday, May 17th 2007
Nicole Bitchie
According to TMZ Nicole Richie is the real bitch on "The Simple Life" set not Paris Hilton. They said that during taping of their fifth season, Nicole turned into a monster.
Sources on the set say that Nicole would show up hours late and tell producers they only had "an hour or two" to shoot her. It all came to a head when on the final day of shooting she again showed up late and gave them an impossible deadline. Producers had to get her agent on the phone in order to keep her on set.
Nicole's rep denies the rumors.
Um...isn't this the show that CREATED her ass?! It's not like Nicole has any skills. She can't act, sing, dance...nothing! She should show up two hours early and do whatever they wanted, because she needs that damn job!
Thursday, May 17th 2007
Toni Toni Toni
It's Toni Basil! Unfortunately, she's with Tara Reid, but it's still Toni Basil! I heard she's like choreographing now and shit. Did she get a little pulled or is just me?
Tara's "class act" makeover isn't fooling me. I know she has a vagina piercing underneath that gown.
Thursday, May 17th 2007
Beth Ditto in Vogue Magazine
Beth Ditto said she was shocked when Vogue Magazine asked her to pose for their magazine . Keira Knightly's hero said,
"It was really amazing. When they invited me to do it I thought they'd stick me as a tiny thing in the bottom corner of a page so I was really surprised when they didn't."
Beth is seen here after performing in the UK last night. Damn, her sweat is sweating. I'm just glad she didn't expose the bagina. I'm not sure I could handle that.
Thursday, May 17th 2007
Beth Ditto is Gorgeous
Thursday, May 17th 2007
Beth Ditto is Gorgeous
Thursday, May 17th 2007
Beth Ditto is Gorgeous
Thursday, May 17th 2007
Paris Drops
Paris Hilton's attorney filed documents in Los Angeles this afternoon dropping the appeal on her 45-day sentence TMZ reports. Paris' attorney, Richard Hutton, had planned to personally file her appearl with Judge Michael Sauer this afternoon. Richard later had one of his staff telephone the judge to say they have decided to not file.
This news comes on the heels that the L.A. County Sheriff has reduced her sentence to 23-days and promised her a special "celebrity" sell in jail. Homegirl will serve the time.
At least she's smart enough (sort of) to listen to her attorney and just get it over with. If she sucks off enough guards she can only serve 1 day and 10 loads!
Thursday, May 17th 2007
Afternoon Crumbs
Mark Ruffalo out-hots Jakey G at Cannes - Popsugar
ICYMI: Jessica Alba drooling on herself - Egotastic!
Jacko isn't happy about the auction of one of his sex toys - ASL
America's Next Top Deaf Model and "chiillll" - FourFour
Donald Trump's act is old - Cityrag
Paris Hilton has ANOTHER puppy - Hollywood Tuna
The Hoff really doesn't know went to stop drinking - Hollywood Rag
Jesus loves Posh - Just Jared
Britney Spears in another classy outfit and this one is extra special - IDLYITW
Kim Kardashian looks different...something done? - Drunken Stepfather
Thursday, May 17th 2007
What Hos Will Do to Sell Their Movies
That's one big ass pinata!
Who the hell needs dignity when you're trying to hawk a movie?! Jerry Seinfeld donned a bee suit and flew through the skies of Cannes, France to promote his movie with Chris Rock "The Bee Movie."
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