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No Love for Wonky

Following her 45-day jail sentence, Paris Hilton and a friend teamed up to create an online petition to be delivered to Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger. The petition has since been removed from her MySpace, but it asked for a pardon from the Governor. Arnold hasn't made an official comment on the situation.

When asked by AP he said, "I've never got any request. But I have many more important things to think about." In other Arnold news, Terminator 4 has been announced without Arnold . The movie will be released in 2009 and feature a new robot ho.

Poor Wonky! She can send the petition to the President now. I'm sure he has time to read that shit. Actually, I shouldn't give her any ideas. He might actually pardon her ass!

Source: Hollywood.com

Posted by: Michael K

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Dumbasses • Paris Hilton

Botox That!

Ugly Betty just needed a little botox under the pit that this moment would've never happened. America Ferrera was caught with the liquid in the pit at a charity event in NYC.

People do botox the pits and I don't understand it. What's going to happen later? You know it's going to do something nasty to that area. In a few years Hollywood is going to be full of saggy pits.

Source: ICYDK

Posted by: Michael K

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Gross

Public Outrage: Baby VS King Cobra

Since this video hit the internet last week there's been a pouring of outrage! It's a snake-charming rite of passage in India. The King Cobra's fangs have been pulled and its mouth stitched up, but it's still pissing off animal rights groups. They say that a cobra's fangs can grow back very quickly endangering the little toddler.

The baby has no idea what the hell is going on and the snake even tries to choke him! It's sad for both the snake and the baby! That snake doesn't want his ass stitched up! I know it's their cultural and I'm open to that, but DAMN! That makes me feel really uncomfortable.

Source: The Daily Mail

Posted by: Michael K

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Animal Stories • Real People • YouTubes

Another "FTH" Victim!!!

Ethan Hawke hasn't been a hot bitch for awhile, but now he's really fighting the hot. From the hair to the unkept skin, it's a sad thing. I still see the bones of a dreamboat, but he's not staying true to his "hot" gene. It's a shame.

Here's Ethan and Brian F. O'Bourne at the Drama League Awards luncheon in NYC yesterday. Ethan's currently on Broadway in "The Coast of Utopia."

Posted by: Michael K

64 comments •

Fug

Saturday, May 12th 2007

Brian F. O'Byrne & Ethan Hawke

Saturday, May 12th 2007

Brian F. O'Byrne & Ethan Hawke

Saturday, May 12th 2007

Ethan Hawke

Who is April's HS of the Month?

Voting has begun for April's HS of the Month! Choose wisely or something. The winning ho will be announced Tuesday! Cast your selection to the right. Thanks for voting hobags!

Ivy Queen - Puerto Rican singer and hotness

Haifa Wehbe - Sometimes called the Lebanese Paris Hilton

Alexyss K. Tylor - Creator of the "Vagina Power" movement

Nola Ochs - At age 95 will become the world's oldest college graduate

Posted by: Michael K

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Hot Slut of the Month

Giddy Up!

Britney Spears seemed happy while leaving a spa in Los Angeles yesterday with SPF and her only friend and cousin, Allie. I'm thinking that Britney Spears will be the #1 costume this Halloween. Just grab a tablecloth, cheap cowboy hat, a ratty wig and some aviators and you're good to go! SPF is growing on me.

Allie looks miseeeeerable....