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Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry make me sick. Beautiful and in love. Halle threw her man a surprise party last night. I'm not sure what the surprise was, but there's no way I'd let a man that hot out of my house. I'd chain his ass up and make him my hot prisoner.

 

Anyway, glad she's happy and beautiful and blah blah blah blah blah blah 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Page Six is reporting that shortly after Anna Nicole Smith's funeral, Larry Birkhead immediately signed a $1 million deal with NBC. Larry has been seen on "Access Hollywood" almost nightly and also on Bravo and "The Today Show."

 

Bravo confirmed they have an exclusive deal with Larry, but won't discuss the details.

 

Larry is traveling home to Los Angeles with Dannielynn Hope this week aboard Bravo's private jet for another exclusive interview.  

 

Damn, doing ANS without a condom was the best thing Larry ever did. It's like winning the lottery!

 

 

 

Fred Durst cleans up nice, I guess. I'm not sure if he's still a dirty douche or sort-of hot? I'm going to go with dirty-douche, because underneath that is probably a smelly mess. Fred cleaned up for the Tribeca Film Festival premiere of "The Education of Charlie Bank" last night in NYC.

 

Didn't he tap Paris Hilton ass? In that case...nasty. 

 

 

 

 

It could be jetlag, it could not eating enough leafy things, but Nicole Richie looks like straight-up DEATH! All the color in her face has been sucked out.

 

Go eat a salad or something damn. This is Nicole looking like the crypt keeper at a presscall for the MTV Australia Awards today.