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Monday, April 30th 2007

Just Go Away!!!!

 
Britney Spears is currently courting several magazine offers to tell her story including the feud with her father and why she sacked her manager.  It was rumored that Britney was going to write a tell-all, but we know homegirl can't write. Instead she's looking for a high-profile magazine to spill the beans to. Allure and Vanity Fair are said to be in the running. A rep for all parties would not comment on the matter. 
 
Expect a tell-all sometime in November when Britney's album is expected to be released.
 
An album that soon?! She's going to ruin Christmas! I do want to read all the juicy details, but at the same time she's kind of the joke that isn't funny anymore. And what is she going to tell that we haven't already heard? That she's mentally retarded? That would actually make the most sense.
 
Source: Page Six
 
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Monday, April 30th 2007

Replacing Rosie

 
It's not even been a week and several names have already been rumored as replacement for Rosie O'Donnell when she leaves "The View" in June. Inside sources say that Connie Chung, Kathie Lee Gifford, Whoopi Goldberg and Joan Rivers are all at the top of a "replacement list." At the very, very top of that list is Roseanne Barr.
 
An inside source at the show said that producers are looking for a strong personality like Rosie's and Roseanne fits the bill. Roseanne's rep said that she hasn't even been approached and it's just a rumor. Roseanne told Larry King recently about joining the talk show:
 
"I'm not looking for the job. Well, I want $10 million, like Rosie."
 
Elisabeth Hasselcrack will announce on the show this morning that she's knocked up and will be taking maternity leave in the Fall. She's 3-months pregnant.
 
I knew this would happen. The View got themselves an A-lister in Rosie O'Donnell and now they are going to try and recreate the magic with a total has-been. It's not going to work. They should pack up and call it a day!
 
Source: New York Post
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Monday, April 30th 2007

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER for April 27th!!!

 
Scientests explore the effects of Vagina Power on Monkeys after showing them a Alexyss Tylor teaching. - will.i.am
 
Runner-up:
 
Honey, I'm tellin' ya, this works MUCH better than Mucilex. - Mel-Tang 
 
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Monday, April 30th 2007

Hot Slut of the Day!

 
LaKisha Jones from American Idol
 
For Nancy
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Monday, April 30th 2007

Birthday Sluts

Kirsten Dunst (25)
Johnny Galecki (32)
Lars Von Trier (51)
Jill Clayburgh (63)
Willie Nelson (75)
Cloris Leachman (81)

Posted by: Michael K


Sunday, April 29th 2007

Say Something Nice

 

Brit Brit shopping for baby clothes: Not possible! This is a mission impossible. She was probably wearing this skank uniform when the cop let her "off" for speeding . More like he got off on her. 

 
Source: Breathe Heavy
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


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