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Monday, April 30th 2007

Bruce Still Loves Demi

 
Bruce Willis tells Vanity Fair that he still loves Demi Moore. They are so close in fact that they go on vacations together along with Demi's eldest son, Ashton Kutcher. How picture perfect.
 
He said, "It's hard for people to understand, but we go on holidays together. We still raise our kids together – we still have that bond. Demi is the mother of my children and Ashton is the stepfather of my children. I'm thrilled that Ashton turned out to be such a great guy. I love Demi, and I know she loves me."
 
In Hollywood talk that means they have threesomes.
 
Bruce is waaaay hotter than Ashton.
 
Source: People
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Monday, April 30th 2007

Peter Andre is NOT Dead

 
The internet rumors that Jordan's hubby, Peter Andre, kicked the bucket are not true. Peter is in the hospital with menangitis and is in stable condition. The Sun spoke with a hospital rep who said that he's not dead.
 
They said he is alive and recovering. Pete's family has flown in from Cyprus to be with him. Jordan has visited, but has been told to stay away because she's pregnant with their child and Pete could be contagious.
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Monday, April 30th 2007

Afternoon Crumbs

 
Hey Angie! Sign my balls - Hollywood Rag 
 
More of Posh's mutant nips - Egotastic! 
 
A week full of butts - Cityrag 
 
Nicole and Joel are so in love - Just Jared 
 
Britney decides to wear panties - Hollywood Tuna 
 
Jessica Sierra is bad and FAT - IDLYITW 
 
Paris Hilton enters the Bullrun 2007 - ASL 
 
Ryan Phillipe does it for the kids - Popsugar 
 
More photographic proof that Coachella has gone to the dogs - Mollygood 
 
Heidi Klum eats McDonald's - The Bastardly 
 
Flying lesbian - Drunken Stepfather 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Monday, April 30th 2007

Guyliner? Doucheliner is More Like It


Have you ever wondered how Pete Wentz gets that "totally cool hot radical" rock look? Well, this little video will guide you step-by-step on the perfect way to applying "guyliner" as Petey calls it. My favorite trick is when Pete suggest you sleep in your guyliner to achieve that really dirty look.

I'm not a psychic, but I'm going to take a guess that Pete will soon be blind.

That being said, I'd let him guyline my asslips.

VIA Towleroad

Posted by: Michael K


Monday, April 30th 2007

Coachella Brings Out the Ugly

 
Look at these pretty ladies! So fresh and so clean.
 
Courtney Love and Kimberly Stewart followed the rules of Coachella and brought on the ugly. It's not too hard for these two. They seriously look like they are about to take part in a line-up for crackhead, truck-stop hookers. Court looks used in more ways than ten.
 
Strange enough Tara Reid (below) looks rather normal.
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Tara Reid at Coachella

Tara Reid at Coachella

Kimbo at Coachella

Kimbo at Coachella

Courtney Love at Coachella

Courtney Love at Coachella

Courtney Love and Kimbo at Coachella

Courtney Love and Kimbo at Coachella
Monday, April 30th 2007

We've Already Seen It

 
Us Weekly is reporting that Kim Kardashian has settled with Vivid Entertainment for $5 million. Kim sued the company back in February for distributing a sex tape she made with Ray-J. Kim claims she didn't leak the tape, but come on.....
 
Vivid must also stop selling the tape by May.
 
A source close to Kim said, "Kim is relieved that she can now move on from this embarrassing chapter in her life."
 
More like Kim relieved herself on her latest boy toy. She's into that right?
 
Kim leaked the tape and we all know it. This whole thing was probably set up from the beginning. Kim would deny it, fake sue Vivid and they'd settle for an amount she was going to get paid anyway.
 
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K