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Happy Easter to all who celebrate! Don't eat get to drunk or you might vomit up all your Peeps . Do you think barfed up Peeps would come out looking like Fluff? Because I like Fluff.  I leave you with this picture, because this will probably be me by 7 o'clock.

 

xoxoxMichael K

 

 

Asslee Simpson and Pete Wentz spent their Saturday night making others barf by "canoodling" at Parc in L.A. The two cozied up in a private booth where witnesses say they spent the night gazing into each other's eyes and snuggling. SUCIO! That would make me really uncomfortable. Kind of like watching a duck sink into a pool of tar.

 

A source said, "They definitely weren't hiding the fact that they were together. They were making out a lot and they were pretty intense." 

 

Does Asslee have to kiss sideways since her chin probably gets in the way? These douches belong together. Keep the douch in the family.

 

Source: People

 

 

I can't stand the fug against my window. I am surprised that Tao in Las Vegas didn't explode with nastiness last night. Well, it did sort of did. Tao hosted "The Sons of Hollywood" premiere and it truly brought out the unattractive douches. Johnathon Davis (the fugly fatness) is the brother of Fat Elvis. David Weintraub, Randy Spelling and Sean Stewart are the "sons of Hollywood."

 

This looks like the 15th reunion of a 6th grade special ed class. 

 

 

 

Paris Hilton was nowhere to be found at Kim Kardashian's Birthday party at Tao in Las Vegas on Friday night.

 

Don't worry, that didn't bring down the "slut-factor" of this event. Kim and other hanger-on, Caroline D'Whore, made sure that didn't happen. I don't know why I like Kim Kardashian. She's absolutely ridiculous. She looks like the 45-year-old mistress of a sheik or something.