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Naomi & Liev Don't Want a Bastard

Naomi Watts is due to give birth to Liev Schreiber's baby this Summer and the couple are planning to make it legal before then. They originally planned to marry in the Fall, but sources say they don't want their child to be illegitimate.

A source said, "They'll have just 25 guests for the nuptials in her hometown of Sydney, Australia, with a lavish wedding reception for all their stateside friends after the baby is born."

Boring couples rule! I don't have much to say about these two. They don't bother me, I don't bother me or something.

Source: Page Six

Posted by: Michael K

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Boring Couples • Weddings

Rob Zombie's Halloween

The trailer for Rob Zombie's re-imagining of "Halloween" debuted last night before "Grindhouse." Hollywood has really run out of ideas, eh? Another Halloween? I'm sure with all that money and craziness around them they could come up with something a little more original.

That being said, I love that gory stuff.

Posted by: Michael K

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Cinema • YouTubes

Who is March's Hot Slut of the Month?

Please vote for Dlisted's HS Slut of March. We have BBW of the Millenium Beth Ditto , gay icon Sharon Gless , political hotness Mo Rocca and tranny activist Midge Potts . Vote to the right! The winner will be announced Tuesday.

Posted by: Michael K

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Hot Slut of the Month

Jordan Plans Her Fourth Boob Job, Still Hates Posh

Jordan is expecting her 3rd kid in June and as expected her fake breasts are getting even bigger. She bragged about them and other things to The Sun :

She said, “Pete is fascinated by my huge boobs. He calls them my ‘gazallas’ and asks if he can touch them. But sometimes they are so sore I snap his head off. He likes to bury his head in them and for me to squash them together so he almost suffocates.”

Yeah, Petey is probably thinking of a hot dude's butt cheeks while he's burying his head up in there. Let's be real. Jordan also revealed that she's only craving "ice cubes and Peter" during her pregnancy. In fact, being knocked up has made her quite randy.

“My sex life is brilliant this time round. Even though I’m suffering terrible back pain, Pete and I have been inventive. Pete is really fit and toned and looks incredibly sexy.

We have sex in all different ways to get round my backache.”

Too much information and a pack of lies probably. Jordan also can't wait for after birth plastic surgery. She said that this is the fattest she's ever been, but she'll have the works when she's done.

“I’m also going to have Botox, the works. It’s what I’m looking forward to the most.”

She will also have a fourth boob job to make them smaller and perkier.

“It will be my fourth, but I want new implants, possibly smaller, and to perk them up a bit. And if I have a new boob job they will be exclusive to Pete — nobody else will have touched them.”

She also used the opportunity to bad mouth Posh as usual. She discussed her reality show being picked up by E! and shown here in the States.

“I hear Victoria and David are making a one-hour show. We’ll be on eight times a week, with a three-hour show each Saturday.

“At the end of the day she’s just a footballer’s wife and Pete and I are still individuals in our own right.”

Jealousy!

Source: The Sun

Posted by: Michael K

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Jordan & Harvey • Peter Andre

Will It All End on Tuesday?

TMZ is reporting that all players in the Dannielynn Hope DNA drama will meet in the Bahamas on Tuesday where DNA findings will be revealed. DNA expert, Dr. Michael Baird has cleared his schedule in order to travel to the Bahamas from Ohio and discuss his findings.

Howard K. Stern has not yet filed an objection for the rejection of his appeal last week. Larry Birkhead also said that rumors that he hired a wrongful death lawyer are false.

He said, "I have not hired or consulted anyone to represent me in a wrongful death suit. That accusation is totally false. The individual that started reporting this 'fact' didn't take the time to contact me or my attorneys to find out the truth. I have not even thought that far as of yet. Paternity first. Everything else next."

I would put all my money on Larry being the true father of DanniHope, but it would be more than hot if Prince Douche or some other random person was the father. That would just extend this entire drama and bring in more crazy characters.

If Larry is revealed as a DNA match, Howie is going to lose it. They better test out their court medical detectors, because Howie is going to get dangerous.

Posted by: Michael K

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Anna Nicole Smith