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Jenna Jameson is a FAT ASS

Seriously, she's getting disgusting. Ewww....and I think it's even more disgusting that I kind of want her dude.

Source

Thanks Melissa

Posted by: Michael K

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Skinny Bones Jones

Afternoon Crumbs

Jessica Simpson is looking extra fug here - Popsugar

Lucy Liu is a lesbian vampire - IDLYITW

Jessica Biel beat ScarJo as the sexiest something or another - Hollywood Tuna

Matt LeBlanc's gray hair galore - Just Jared

Kate Moss is the epitome of a fashion icon - ASL

Tia Carrere's annoying earlobe - The Bastardly

Haylie Duffgusting leaves the gym - Drunken Stepfather

Lindsay Lohan is actually wearing a bra - Egotastic!

Avril Lavigne didn't say crap about Brit Brit - Hollywood Rag

George Michael in Texas - Mollygood

Posted by: Michael K

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Afternoon Crumbs

Shut Up and Bend That Ass Over

Joe Francis was ordered to turn himself in after settlement talks with the 7 chicks suing him went bad. The women claim Joe changed the terms of his offer and verbally attacked them. Judge Smoak of Florida ordered that Joe must turn himself in and go to jail for contempt of court.

Joe went off on the judge saying he " had lost his mind" and saying " This judge has gone so far as to call me the devil and an evildoer. It is a case of a judge gone wild."

Judge Gone Wild! That should be a video series featuring Judge Maybelline, Judge Ito and that crying ANS judge. I want to see those titties!

That being said, Joe is just stalling, because he's preparing that ass for the abuse it's going to get in jail!

Source: TMZ

Posted by: Michael K

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Dumbasses • Gay

India Has No Love for Sanjaya

You would think that Sanjaya Malakar would be a huge star in India, but he's virtually unknown. There hasn't been much mention of the toned-deaf mofo. One man who runs a popular blog in India said, "He's also an object of ridicule."

There was a retarded theory that Indian call-center workers were spending their time voting for him.

"Even if the guy's really an American, it will be projected by the media here as an Indian doing well in the world. They'll make a big deal about it."

Even with Sanjaya's popularity, the show saw its lowest ratings of the season this past week. Hopefully people are starting to get sick of pussycat Sanjaya.

My theory is that people are sick of this show and want to see the worst bitch win, so the empire could crumble. Producers will not let this happen. They will fix this shit if they have to.

Source: ABC News

Posted by: Michael K

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Reality TV

Faith and Tim's Animal Sperm Show

Tim McGraw said that on the opening night of his Soul2Soul tour in 2006 with wife, Faith Hill, they asked the crew members to put together an opening video for their first number. Well, the crew punked their asses good by putting together an animal sex show.

Tim said, "We're on stage... and we start singing and these sperm show up on the floor (their video monitors were on the floor) and they're swimming all round... and I look over at my wife and she looks at me like she's gonna kill me.

"After I try to get that across... I look down and there's two giraffes going at it and then there's two zebras going at it. I did see a couple of parents with their hands over their kids' faces."

That animal sex show sounds like the best part of the show. It was probably their home movies. Those country hicks are into some nasty-ass animal crap!

Source

Thanks Karen

Posted by: Michael K

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Gross

Burnt Corn

Who's the miserable Brit with hair begging to fall out? It's Kate Beckinsale at LAX the other day. Kate went blonde for a movie role and no she's not playing Courtney Love.

Posted by: Michael K

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Kate Beckinsale

Friday, April 6th 2007

Do the Roots Kate

Friday, April 6th 2007

Do the Roots Kate

Morning Wood

I'm surprised she can even write - Celebitchy

Shark wine - SAYOR

Elderly fight: O'Reilly VS Rivera - SOW

The 10 "Unlucky in Love" celebrities - ICYDK

Madge likes her gadgets - INO

The Trollsens - Cityrag

Lohan lands another fashion campaign - Celebrity Nation

Posted by: Michael K

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Morning Wood

Feria Sunset Blaze

Jeremy Piven needs to stop coloring his hair at home with a box, because that color is atrocious. First of all, a man of 42 has no business going Auburn. Second of all, can you dye wigs? I guess so. Here's the Piven at last night's third season premiere of "Entourage."