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Greasy

Ashlee Simpson, Lindsay Lohan, Mischa Barton, the Olsens, Nicole Richie, Fuggie Fug...all these dumbasses are starting to look the same. They even dress the same. They all have that nasty-ass hair that's just begging to be washed.

Fuggie arrived in Australia today for the MTV Video Music Awards this weekend. She needs to work less on her fitness and more on her hygiene.

Posted by: Michael K

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Fergie

Friday, April 27th 2007

FF in Australia

Friday, April 27th 2007

FF in Australia

Friday, April 27th 2007

FF in Australia

I Hope He Dropped Her

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It's Nicky Hilton and David Katzenburg sucking face at Tao in Las Vegas this past weekend! This is about as sexy as Cisco Adler's nutsack. If you flip the picture horizontal it looks like someone's giving CPR to a dead corpse. Take your pick on which one is the corpse.

I always thought Nicky was the classy Hilton, but looks like skank runs in the family.

Source: E!

Posted by: Michael K

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Nicky Hilton

My Gay Uncle

How precious is this? Uncle Jakey with his niece, Ramona. This is so sweet. It was almost perfect until I saw pictures with that fugly fug Maggi.

Can't Jakey and Peter Sarsgaard kidnap Ramona and take her far, far away from that witch Maggie? They can raise her on a cattle ranch and take secret trips to the mountains...oh wait...that already happened and it ended in tragedy. Ok, eff that.

Source: I Heart Jake

Thanks JHO

Posted by: Michael K

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Jakey Gyllenhaal

Friday, April 27th 2007

Uncle Jake

Friday, April 27th 2007

Uncle Jake

Friday, April 27th 2007

Uncle Jake

What the Hell is Tyra Saying?!

I heard Tyra Banks on Conan O'Brien last night was gold and now I know it's true. WTF is this ho talking about?! She's like talking about ass touching shoulders. I'm confused. She also talked about Rosie O'Donnell's amazing breats. I love Tyra, because she will vomit whatever her tiny brain comes up with.

VIA ONTD

Posted by: Michael K

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