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Eff Photoshop! This is a straight-up black velvet painting!

 

 

 

This is what Madonna said about American Idol in 2004.

 

 

And guess who's going to be on American Idol tonight whoring herself out?

 

Madge's rep confirms, but said it's "only a pre-taped message"

 

Madonna has been added to the "Idol Gives Back" charity show tonight. A bunch of other hos are on. I'm too lazy to list.

 

Source & Source

 

 

I haven't seen Gwen Stefani's current tour, so I don't know the context of these costumes, but did homegirl lose it?  She looks like a character from "The Wiggles." Methinks this is a case of too many cooks in the kitchen, literally.

 

 

 

 

The current Miss America, Lauren Nelson, recently went undercover in New York to catch pedophiles. Officers created a profile of a 14-year-old using Lauren's pictures from when she was that age. SICK!

 

The special will be shown on "America's Most Wanted" this Saturday. Lauren went into chat room and pretended to be 14 and lured men to a home in Long Island. 4 men were caught and they agreed to meet with Lauren where she posed with them and signed autographs.  Ok not that last part.

 

She said, "I got to chat online with the predators and made phone calls, too. I would say I'm a 14-year-old female from Long Island. Sometimes they would say, 'You're too young, sorry,' which is exactly what needs to happen, but some would continue chatting. It would only take a matter of time before it got pretty explicit."

"The story was that they knew I was 14, and I told them I was cutting school to meet with them. I stood outside on the porch, and I would say, 'Hi' to them and wave them inside. "(The next) part was very scary, but the police were all over the place. I was nervous, of course, but it was a very controlled environment, very safe."

I'm all for catching the pedos, but did she really need to send her real pictures? Wouldn't it kind of gross you out to think of a nasty man jacking off to pictures of you when you were young? Don't answer that.

Miss America is saving the world!!!!!

Source: Post Chronicle

 

 

 

 

 

Oh damn! There's a wig in the house! Here's Donny Osmond and his pet cat in concert last night in NYC. He has an album out night filled with 70s love songs. I think that dead cat is probably from the 70s too.

 

 

 

Carrie Underwear and Tony Romo "canoodle" - IDLYITW 

 

ScarJo takes a fall and I laugh! - Hollywood Tuna 

 

Happy Birthday Homo from Johnny Knoxville - Mollygood 

 

Cameron Diaz's recent love with the paparazzi may be over - Popsugar 

 

Lindsay Lohan tries to make love to the camera - Hollywood Rag

 

Jessica Alba is feeling the love - Egotastic! 

 

Celebrity as babies - Cityrag 

 

Fuggie Fug is looking BUSTED  as usual - Just Jared 

 

Asshole Simpson thinks plastic surgery is cool, but still won't admit - ASL 

Anderson Cooper DOES NOT shower in his panties - Towleroad 

 

 

THANKS AGAIN to that hot bitch Tina Fey for mentioning Dlisted on her "Ask Tina" segment on NBC.com. Love that ho. Click here to see it. Thanks to Fiona for the link!!