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Meet young Julien. He is a contestant on the French version of "American Idol" called "Nouvelle Star." He can't sing worth shit and he really butchers Madonna's "Like a Virgin" even worse than she does. He's still really hot and who cares how he well he can sing anyway? He's not going to need a five-octave range when he's tossing the salad. It would help though.

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I spent my weekend trying to get through all 6 episodes of Katie + Peter on E! How pathetic, I know. It wasn't earth shattering TV, but it did have some cute moments. Before I get to one, how annoying is Jordan? I wanted to jump through the TV and rip her weave out.

Here's one little moment where Jordan explains to her manger her thoughts on her dream wedding to Peter. Basically Mattel was her wedding planner, because she uses a Barbie horsey carriage set to explain to her manager what she wants. She also tell her manager she wants her dress to look like a Barbie princess gown. Peter wants a Prince Ken outfit, but in "blue."

Jordan ended up getting married in a pink Princess dress while driven to the church in a horsey carriage. This makes so much sense.

"I have spent the better part of this tour trying to come up with easy ways for us all to become a part of the solution to global warming. Although my ideas are in the earliest stages of development, they are, in my mind, worth investigating. One of my favorites is in the area of conserving trees which we heavily rely on for oxygen. I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. Now, I don't want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required."