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Jessica Simpson and John Mayer are on like a World Tour of Fugly and arrived in Australia over the weekend. Before that they were in Italy where hotel guests were stunned at her cries of passion in the night. Vomit.

 

A source said, "Jessica and John got back fairly early and stayed in all night. But by the sounds of it, they didn't get to sleep for a long time.

"This woman was saying she couldn't believe Jessica sounded like she was getting it on so loudly in the room next door."

The woman screaming loudly was probably John. You know these two look fine on their own, but together brings out the ugg in each other. 

 

 

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It's fitting that Elisha Cuthbert was in  "House of Wax" because ho doesn't look real. You know I don't get while dudes get all creamy over this chick. She looks like another Paris Hilton to me. Wonk eye, yellow hair. Okay, okay...she's one step above Paris.

 

Elisha attended '07 Laureus Sports Awards in Barcelona tonight. Fantastic for her.

 

 

 

Not only is Knut the bear on the cover of Germany's Vanity Fair , but he also graces the American VF with Leonardo DiCaprio.  This ho is taking over the world. A guest-starring role on "Lost" is coming his way I can smell it.

 

Click here to see adorable outtakes from the shoot.

 

Thanks Rachel