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Busted Ass Face

Katie Holmes was in Los Angeles on Monday to have steak with her woman. Did she let Suri cut her bangs with rubber scissors? It's really bothering me. Not only that, but she looks like she has no soul. Silly me, she doesn't have a soul!

Source: ICYDK

Posted by: Michael K

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TomKat

Finally a Real Star Gets a Star

Screw this Halle Berry and Bruce Willis getting a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Erik Estrada finally got his today and so the walk is finally complete. Unfortunately, only a couple of homeless people and a retired cop came out to show their love.

Erik is still my star. Bitch doesn't age.

Posted by: Michael K

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Hotness

Alec Baldwin is Father of the Year!

TMZ (again!) has uncovered an alleged and amazing voice message that Alec Baldwin left his 11-year-old daughter Ireland (seen above in 2005 with Pamela Anderson). When I first started listening to the message I thought the was talking to Kim Basinger, but nope he's talking to Ireland!

He shouts quite clearly, "I don't give a damn that you're 12-years-old or 11-years-old, or a child, or that your mother is a thoughtless pain in the ass who doesn't care about what you do. You've make me feel like shit"

He also calls her a "thoughtless pig" and threatened to straighten her ass out. Whatever that means. TMZ reports that upon hearing this tape the Los Angeles County Superior Court suspended all his visitation rights with Ireland set a court date for May 4th where a judge will determine if his visitation rights will be permanently suspended.

Click here to listen to Alec's kind words for his daughter!

I'm never messing with Alec, because when he gets angry, bitch gets angry!

Posted by: Michael K

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Brats

I've Missed You Chupa!

Look at what the cat dragged in! No seriously, I think a cat dragged that in.

It's Rachel "Chupacabra" Zoe! How I missed her! She came out looking for virgin blood at last night's Room100 party at the Thompson Hotel in NYC. Doesn't she look foxy?

Posted by: Michael K

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Rachel Zoe

Virgie Arthur Effed Her Stepbrother!

I'm going to file this under "Let's Drag Out This ANS Saga For Another 3 Years" file. TMZ has uncovered a little known fact about Virgie Arthur, Anna's mother. Virgie has a child with her stepbrother. SCANDAL!

TMZ explains:

Here's the deal: Virgie's mom, Paralee, married a guy named Melvin and had Virgie. In another part of Texas, a guy named George William Tacker got together with this chick named Betty Jo and had a son named David Luther Tacker. Then Paralee and George got married, so Virgie and David became their stepkids. They were all one big happy family -- maybe too happy, because Virgie hooked up with her stepbro to produce David Luther Tacker, Jr.

There's no bloodline there, but it's a little weird. I don't know how old Virgie was when her mother married her Stepfather and how old she was when she had David L. She could've been older when her mother got married. I guess I'm not that grossed out by it, because if my stepbrother was Brad Pitt I'd definitely cross the family lines.

Posted by: Michael K

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Anna Nicole Smith

Gwen's 4 in the Morning

ANOTHER Gwen Stefani single and video. This little diddy's called "4 in the Morning" and is probably my favorite track on her album which isn't saying much. As usual, Gwen looks fresh-faced thanks to 10-pounds of make-up. I dig it.

Posted by: Michael K

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Gwen Stefani